A present for the teacher, is it funny?!
Question: A present for the teacher, is it funny!?
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher!. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift!. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy!.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said!. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl!.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son!. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking!. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it!. "Is it wine!?" she asked!.
"No," the boy answered!.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue!. "Is it champagne!?" she asked!.
"No," the boy answered!.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up!. What is it!?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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"That's right!" shouted the little boy!.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said!. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl!.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son!. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking!. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it!. "Is it wine!?" she asked!.
"No," the boy answered!.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue!. "Is it champagne!?" she asked!.
"No," the boy answered!.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up!. What is it!?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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Another top joke from you-thanks a lot!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one Saint!.!.!.as is the custom!.!.
Judi and her friend Jill decided to have their picture taken and went to the photographer!. The process was totally new to Judi, so she kept asking Jill questions!.
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to pull down the backdrop!."
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to set up the camera!."
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to focus!."
"What! Both of us!?"
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Judi and her friend Jill decided to have their picture taken and went to the photographer!. The process was totally new to Judi, so she kept asking Jill questions!.
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to pull down the backdrop!."
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to set up the camera!."
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to focus!."
"What! Both of us!?"
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hilarious, keep them comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
i read it before but it is very funny the first time you read it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heared it before,but still funny thogh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wasn't that funny to me i'm afraid!. It was predictable!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does puppy piss taste like wine!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i did, i went "eeewwwww"!. its a bit funny too!. I kinda chuckled when i read it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was funny to me! heheWww@Enter-QA@Com
no Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe I Liked It =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.I didn't go eeeewww but I laughed big timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
oo ewwwwwwwwww!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.grossss man!.!.!.but funny!.!.lol!.!.lol!.!.lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com