Here's another good joke ?!
Question: Here's another good joke !?
A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago!.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
asked,
'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
planes have baby planes!?' The mother, who couldn't think of an answer,
told her son to ask the stewardess!.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, 'If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don' t big planes have baby
planes!?'
The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me!?' The boy
said, 'Yes, she did!.!.!.!.'
'Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time!. Have your mother explain that to
you!.'
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City to Chicago!.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and
asked,
'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
planes have baby planes!?' The mother, who couldn't think of an answer,
told her son to ask the stewardess!.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, 'If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don' t big planes have baby
planes!?'
The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me!?' The boy
said, 'Yes, she did!.!.!.!.'
'Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out on time!. Have your mother explain that to
you!.'
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Answers:
ok how about mine!.lol
Two couples were playing poker one evening!. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor!. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing underwear!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced!. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments!. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there!?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did!.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500!."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested!. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at her house around 2 p!.m!. Friday afternoon!.
When Friday rolled around John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p!.m!. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500
1 hour ago they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed!.
John then quickly dressed and left!.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p!.m!. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly!. "Did John come by the house this afternoon!?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon!."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500!?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500"!.
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good I was hoping he did!. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me!. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back!."
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Two couples were playing poker one evening!. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor!. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing underwear!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced!. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments!. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there!?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did!.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500!."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested!. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at her house around 2 p!.m!. Friday afternoon!.
When Friday rolled around John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p!.m!. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500
1 hour ago they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed!.
John then quickly dressed and left!.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p!.m!. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly!. "Did John come by the house this afternoon!?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon!."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500!?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500"!.
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good I was hoping he did!. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me!. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back!."
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I love it! Evil, evil stewardess!.!.!.<cackling and rubbing hands together>Www@Enter-QA@Com
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