What should i do i over heard my wife talking to to her friend;she said?!


Question: What should i do i over heard my wife talking to to her friend;she said!?
" I have to be really careful not to get pregnant!."
Her friend said ; "but didn't your husband get a vasectomy done recently"!? my wife replied "Yes, exactly, that's why!.!.!.


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Bruce and Sheila are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8 children!. A blind man joins them after a few minutes!. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only Sheila and her eight anklebiters are able to fit in the bus!. So Bruce and the blind man decide to walk!. After a while Bruce gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!" The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be sitting in the bus! So shut up and keep walking !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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that was funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol first joke is funnier thoWww@Enter-QA@Com

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus!. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her!. She immediately moved to another seat!. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again!. The man seemed more amused!. When on the forth move, the man burst out laughing!. She complained to the driver and had the man arrested!. The case came up in court!. The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself!.

The man replied, "Well your Honour, it was like this!. When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition!. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Gold Dust Twins are coming,' and I had to smile!. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to grin!. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did The Trick,' and I could hardly control myself!. BUT when she moved the forth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I laughed out loud!."

The case was dismissed!.
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