Aussies is this the way it really was...In the beginning God created day and nig!
Question: Aussies is this the way it really was!.!.!.In the beginning God created day and night!. !?
He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies!. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies!. God saw that it was good!.
Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day!.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach!. God saw that it was good!. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day!.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies!. God saw that it was good!. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day!.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies!. God saw that it was good!. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day!.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies!. God saw that it was good!. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day!.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with!. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes!. God saw that it was good!. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day!.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good!. well almost good!. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest!.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie!. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody great! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Thanks so much for reminding all us Sheilas of that!. Ooops gotta go and chop some more wood for the old man's barbie!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Slightly flawed, God created bear directly but the first wave of humans consumed it all so he had to find other storage mediums, the process of brewing is really extracting beer from these!.
Hey, we could re-write the bible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hey, we could re-write the bible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, it is all very good!. I'll be motivated to move to Australia for good if only!.!.!.
Did God also create the crocs/gators, or did they just migrate to Australia when everybody was on the beach!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did God also create the crocs/gators, or did they just migrate to Australia when everybody was on the beach!? Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh Sh1t!.!.!.That is one of the best truest jokes that has ever been written!.I can say no more but to bow to the master story teller!. Must go I have a flight to book!.!.!.guess where!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Where did the Sheilas go wrong
they dont listen no more
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Where did the Sheilas go wrong
they dont listen no more
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