I ain't afraid of no ghost, is it funny or not?!
Question: I ain't afraid of no ghost, is it funny or not!?
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems!.
After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself!.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home!.
The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly!.
A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion!.
"What's going on here!?"
"I don't know, officer!. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!."
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After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself!.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home!.
The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly!.
A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion!.
"What's going on here!?"
"I don't know, officer!. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!."
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Answers:
Thanks for opening the window!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs!. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows!. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones!.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night!?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled!. "They misspelled my name!"
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Two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs!. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows!. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones!.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night!?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled!. "They misspelled my name!"
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The first two lines are totally unneccesary!.
You could just say a guy crapped his sheets; does he really have to have false alarms !? the needlessness of a lot of the words turned me off it a bit :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
You could just say a guy crapped his sheets; does he really have to have false alarms !? the needlessness of a lot of the words turned me off it a bit :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think it's funny!. not in a humorous way but in an "at-least-make-me-smile" way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its original and funny! Www@Enter-QA@Com
No its not funny, many people not afraid of ghosts!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i found it funny but i find most things funny :) lol
i have a weird sense of humour! :D
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i have a weird sense of humour! :D
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ha ha ha!!! nice one Saint!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mildly, but don't give up your day job!!
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!.
You're giving me indigestion!.
I just had a full dinner!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You're giving me indigestion!.
I just had a full dinner!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not bad but not your best Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not one of your best!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad lol but it made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
weird but not half badWww@Enter-QA@Com