Tell me ur funniest joke :)?!


Question: Tell me ur funniest joke :)!?
Heres i joke thats pretty corny but i love it :)

here it is:

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Well u may not have found it funny but the sidewalk sure cracked up :P
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE IT :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


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A lawyer and a blond are sitting next to each other on a long flight!. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game!. The blond just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks!. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun!.

He explains,'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa!.'

Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep!. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says,'OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500!.'
He reckons that since she is a blond that he will easily win the match!. This offer catches the blond's attention and, realizing that there will probably be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game!.

The lawyer asks the first question!. 'What's the distance from the earth to the moon!?'

The blond doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a $5 note and hands it to the lawyer!. Now, it's the blond's turn!.

She asks the lawyer,'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four!?'

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look!. He takes out his laptop computer and searches the Net and the Library of Congress!. Frustrated, he sends emails to all his co-workers and friends he knows!. All to no avail!. After over an hour, he wakes the blond and hands her $500!. The blond politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep!.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blond and asks,'Well, so what is the answer!?'

Without a word, the blond reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleepWww@Enter-QA@Com

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him!. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he looks down and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown!."

The little white fellow faints and falls to the floor!.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him!. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you!?"

In a weak voice the little guys says," What EXACTLY did you say to me!?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me!. I'm 7 Feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds! I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle Weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown!."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown!? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,



"Turn Around"


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Q- What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman!?
A- Jagger says, "Hey, yo, get offa my cloud" and a Scotsman says, :hey McCloud, get offa my ewe!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

What kind of detergent does Snoop Dog use!?


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