What are some good Bible puns?!


Question: What are some good Bible puns!?
I am looking for Bible puns!. Some examples are:

How long did Cain hate his brother!?
As long as he was able!.

Where is baseball mentioned in the Bible!?
Genesis 1:1 - "In the big inning!.!.!."

Who broke the most of God's Laws!?
Moses!. He broke every one when he threw the tablets!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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At what time of the day was Adam created!?
A little before Eve!.

What man in the Bible had no parents!?
Joshua, the son of Nun!.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible!?
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
in a Fury!. David's Triumph was heard throughout
the land!. also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles were all in one Accord!.

How do we know that they played cards in the ark!?
Because Noah sat on the deck

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden!?
Your mother ate us out of house and home!.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible!?
Noah: he floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation!.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible!?
Pharaoh's daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and picked up a little prophet!. (profit)

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married!?
Ruth-less!.

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible!?
Nebuchadnezzar: he was on grass for seven years

What was the secret of Delilah getting into Samson’s house!?
She picked his locks!.

Why didn’t Pharaoh let the Israelites go into the wilderness after the first six plagues!?
He was in de Nile!.

Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah!?
He didn’t want to split hairs!.

Which area of Palestine was especially
wealthy!?
The area around Jordan!. The banks were always
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Then Jesus called his disciples together and said unto them: "What about you!? Whom do you say that I am!?"

They answered him, saying, "You are the Christ, the eschatological manifestation of the kerygma that is the ground of our being, whose meaning we discover in our interpersonal relationships!."

And Jesus said unto them, "What!?"



The three wise men went to visit
Jesus right after he was born!. One wise man was extremely tall!. He hit his head on the top of the door frame and said, ''Jesus Christ!'' Joseph looked at Mary and said ''Write that down -- that's better than Clyde!''

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Did you know there were cars in the bible!? the disciples were all in one accord!.
God drove adam and eve out of the garden in a fury!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why did Cain kill his brother!?


Because he was Able!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why didn't noah go fishing!.

He only had 2 worms!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who was the first true carpenter!? Eve!.!.!.She made Adam's banana stand!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

dont make fun of the Bible!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

knock knock

who's there

godWww@Enter-QA@Com

thoes are good!.!.!.i dont have any thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com

Don't know ask a republicanWww@Enter-QA@Com



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