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Question: Here's a new one, how do you like it!?
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist!. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse!.''
His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side!.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date!.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary!?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear!? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself!.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse!.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse!? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
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His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side!.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date!.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary!?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear!? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself!.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse!.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse!? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
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Answers:
Ah, an oldie goldie from my miss spent youth!. I was chasing the misses, and I missed most of the time!
(Groan!)
Howw's that!? You give me a good joke, and I give you a groaner!
But I liked your joke!
HA HA HA HA HA
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(Groan!)
Howw's that!? You give me a good joke, and I give you a groaner!
But I liked your joke!
HA HA HA HA HA
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AHAHAH!! omg!.!.!. my mouth just flew open!! I was like hmmk hmmk!.!.!.OMG!
xD thats one of your best jokes yet, Saint!.!.!. THANKS! :D
Oh and is it me or is Y!A not rly working!.!.!. coz I can't see ur question unless I'm on your contacts site thing and looking at ur questions, its not in the Jokes & Riddles section or something!. Maybe it's just my internet xD
YUP Y!A is failing :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
xD thats one of your best jokes yet, Saint!.!.!. THANKS! :D
Oh and is it me or is Y!A not rly working!.!.!. coz I can't see ur question unless I'm on your contacts site thing and looking at ur questions, its not in the Jokes & Riddles section or something!. Maybe it's just my internet xD
YUP Y!A is failing :(Www@Enter-QA@Com