I got two jokes 4 U !!!!?!
Question: I got two jokes 4 U !!!!!?
Why did the astronaut throw a plate out the window !?
and
Why did the gum cross the road!?
answers:
1!. To see a flying saucer!
2!. It was stuck to the chickens foot !Www@Enter-QA@Com
and
Why did the gum cross the road!?
answers:
1!. To see a flying saucer!
2!. It was stuck to the chickens foot !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!.!.!.
OK How about this one!. Two muggers jump a lone man in a park, but to their surprise, he fights back!.!.HARD!. The three of them are in a full scale brawl for several minutes, they topple over a bench, the man tosses one mugger into a fountain, trashcans are overturned, squirrels are running for safety before the the two muggers finally subdue the man and as one holds the muggee down, the other searches his pockets and finds only $2!.75!.
The mugger looks at the man and says, "Why on earth did you fight so hard for so little money!!!?!? "
The man replies, "Oh, I wasn't fighting for the pocket change, I was fighting over the $500!.00 I have stashed in my right shoe!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
OK How about this one!. Two muggers jump a lone man in a park, but to their surprise, he fights back!.!.HARD!. The three of them are in a full scale brawl for several minutes, they topple over a bench, the man tosses one mugger into a fountain, trashcans are overturned, squirrels are running for safety before the the two muggers finally subdue the man and as one holds the muggee down, the other searches his pockets and finds only $2!.75!.
The mugger looks at the man and says, "Why on earth did you fight so hard for so little money!!!?!? "
The man replies, "Oh, I wasn't fighting for the pocket change, I was fighting over the $500!.00 I have stashed in my right shoe!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
How about this:
Today was my birthday and I promised my husband that I would not eat baked beans anymore!. Well, my car broke down and I never ate anything for breakfast!. The only way to get home was to walk because I was stranded out of nowhere!. I saw this little store and they had the best baked beans ever! I needed energy to walk all the way home and I was so hungry!. But I promised my husband that I wouldn't eat baked beans anymore!. I looked in my wallet and I had $3!.50, the exact money the baked beans cost!. When I purchased the baked beans, I didn't realise that there was a warning sign saying, "Do not eat all at once or else you will suffer painful, continous, loud, utterly smelly farts"!. I ate it all at once at it was so yummy!. After a while, I finally made it home and my husband said, "Honey, I got a surprise for you," and he blindfolded me!. He led me to a table and told me to sit on a chair!. Then the phone rang!. He said, "I'll be right back!. No peeking!" and I said, "I won't!." I felt my stomach starting to rumble and roll from the baked beans!. I couldn't help it!. I had to let the fart out!. It was too much!. I lent my but to the right side and let out a big fart!. "Ooo, a little more," and I let out a few more farts!. The smell was worse than spoilt, rotten food that was left in the kitchen for more than 10 years!. I let out a few more farts and then the farts finally stopped!. "That's better," I said!. Then my husband hung up from the phone!. He said, "Urgh, what is that dreadful smell!?" and I said, "Ooo, nothing," and I quickly waved my hand from where I farted to get the smell away!. My husband then took off the blindfold and 12 of my closest friends and family chorused, "Happy Birthday!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Today was my birthday and I promised my husband that I would not eat baked beans anymore!. Well, my car broke down and I never ate anything for breakfast!. The only way to get home was to walk because I was stranded out of nowhere!. I saw this little store and they had the best baked beans ever! I needed energy to walk all the way home and I was so hungry!. But I promised my husband that I wouldn't eat baked beans anymore!. I looked in my wallet and I had $3!.50, the exact money the baked beans cost!. When I purchased the baked beans, I didn't realise that there was a warning sign saying, "Do not eat all at once or else you will suffer painful, continous, loud, utterly smelly farts"!. I ate it all at once at it was so yummy!. After a while, I finally made it home and my husband said, "Honey, I got a surprise for you," and he blindfolded me!. He led me to a table and told me to sit on a chair!. Then the phone rang!. He said, "I'll be right back!. No peeking!" and I said, "I won't!." I felt my stomach starting to rumble and roll from the baked beans!. I couldn't help it!. I had to let the fart out!. It was too much!. I lent my but to the right side and let out a big fart!. "Ooo, a little more," and I let out a few more farts!. The smell was worse than spoilt, rotten food that was left in the kitchen for more than 10 years!. I let out a few more farts and then the farts finally stopped!. "That's better," I said!. Then my husband hung up from the phone!. He said, "Urgh, what is that dreadful smell!?" and I said, "Ooo, nothing," and I quickly waved my hand from where I farted to get the smell away!. My husband then took off the blindfold and 12 of my closest friends and family chorused, "Happy Birthday!"Www@Enter-QA@Com