What do you think of this one yes i am back telling jokes as yahoo did not bothe!
Question: What do you think of this one yes i am back telling jokes as yahoo did not bother answering my appeal !?
A couple were invited to a swanky costume party!.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband that he should just go to the party without her!.
He, being a devoted husband, insisted upon staying at home to take care of her, but she told him that she was going to take an aspirin and go to bed and that there was no need for him to jeopardise having a great night by staying at home!.
So he eventually agreed, put on his costume and away he went!. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without feeling any pain whatsoever!. As it was still relatively early, she decided to go to the party after all!. Her husband didn't know what costume she was going to wear, so she thought she would have some fun by watching the way he acted when she was not around!. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, gallivanting around on the dance floor, dancing with every attractive girl he could whilst copping a little feel here, and a little kiss there!.
His wife went up to him, and being an attractive woman herself, he immediately left his partner high and dry and devoted all his attention to her!.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband!. After a few more drinks he whispered a little proposition into her ear and she agreed, so off they went to a nearby park and made passionate love!.
after retunring to the party, she slipped away discreetly at 12:30 AM, drove home and put her costume away and jumped into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for this unacceptable behaviour!. She was sitting up reading a book when he came in at 1:00 AM, so she asked what kind of a night he had!.
"Ohhh, the same old stuff!. You know I never have a good time when you're not there!."
She then asked, "So did you dance much!?" He replied, "To be honest, I didn't dance at all because when I got there, I met up with Billy and a few boys, so we just went into the spare room and played poker all night"
"Well you must have looked pretty ridiculous wearing that costume all night while you were playing poker!" she said with unashamed anger!.
Her husband replied, "Nah not at all, I gave my costume to your brother at the start of the night, apparently he had the time of his life!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband that he should just go to the party without her!.
He, being a devoted husband, insisted upon staying at home to take care of her, but she told him that she was going to take an aspirin and go to bed and that there was no need for him to jeopardise having a great night by staying at home!.
So he eventually agreed, put on his costume and away he went!. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without feeling any pain whatsoever!. As it was still relatively early, she decided to go to the party after all!. Her husband didn't know what costume she was going to wear, so she thought she would have some fun by watching the way he acted when she was not around!. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, gallivanting around on the dance floor, dancing with every attractive girl he could whilst copping a little feel here, and a little kiss there!.
His wife went up to him, and being an attractive woman herself, he immediately left his partner high and dry and devoted all his attention to her!.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband!. After a few more drinks he whispered a little proposition into her ear and she agreed, so off they went to a nearby park and made passionate love!.
after retunring to the party, she slipped away discreetly at 12:30 AM, drove home and put her costume away and jumped into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for this unacceptable behaviour!. She was sitting up reading a book when he came in at 1:00 AM, so she asked what kind of a night he had!.
"Ohhh, the same old stuff!. You know I never have a good time when you're not there!."
She then asked, "So did you dance much!?" He replied, "To be honest, I didn't dance at all because when I got there, I met up with Billy and a few boys, so we just went into the spare room and played poker all night"
"Well you must have looked pretty ridiculous wearing that costume all night while you were playing poker!" she said with unashamed anger!.
Her husband replied, "Nah not at all, I gave my costume to your brother at the start of the night, apparently he had the time of his life!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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the above answer nearly vomited!. I almost p*s in my dress because I'm not wearing pants I got to go to the bath room :) 1^[]^1Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, that is a good one!. i am on every night and i just adore your jokes!. i wish that you could post more each day!. keep it up!. cheers!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HaHa!. That's the danger of wearing costumes!.
Good one, JDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one, JDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nearly vomited, good one:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have heard a similar one to that before but it still made me laugh!.
It's nice to have you back Jokeduck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's nice to have you back Jokeduck!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG- that was a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks i liked that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so now u know all costume parties can't be fun Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can't be bothered reading it and I'm sure others feel the same!.
If you want to be funny, keep it short, otherwise it's just boring!. Especially when (I can only assume this) the only funny lines in the whole thing are the last 2!.
I suppose that joke would be classed as crap, to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you want to be funny, keep it short, otherwise it's just boring!. Especially when (I can only assume this) the only funny lines in the whole thing are the last 2!.
I suppose that joke would be classed as crap, to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com