What about this old one have i posted it before Police Humor ?!
Question: What about this old one have i posted it before Police Humor !?
So you thought police officers didn't have a sense of humor!.
The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country:
14 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new!. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile!."
13 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document!."
12 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired!."
11 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second!? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun!."
10 "So you don't know how fast you were going!. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh!?"
9 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help!. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor!?"
8 "Warning! You want a warning!? O!.K!., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket!."
7 "Fair!? You want me to be fair!? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!!."
6 "Yeah, we have a quota!. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven!."
5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC!."
4 "Just how big were those two beers!?"
3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore!. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want!."
2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours!. At least you know someone who can post your bail!."
1 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not!. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog!?"
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The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country:
14 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new!. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile!."
13 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document!."
12 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired!."
11 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second!? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun!."
10 "So you don't know how fast you were going!. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh!?"
9 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help!. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor!?"
8 "Warning! You want a warning!? O!.K!., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket!."
7 "Fair!? You want me to be fair!? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey $#*!!."
6 "Yeah, we have a quota!. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven!."
5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC!."
4 "Just how big were those two beers!?"
3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore!. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want!."
2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours!. At least you know someone who can post your bail!."
1 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not!. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog!?"
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Answers:
I don't remember these!.
Very funny!
Glad to see you back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!
Glad to see you back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Blond gets pulled over for speeding!. Cop says "I've been waiting all morning for you"!. Blond says "well I got here as quick as I could"!. Cop says "do you have any Idea what the speed limit is"!. The blond says "no, I don't live around here!. But if you stop some of these other people I'm sure they could tell you"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some are funny, but all enlightening!. Conversations with policemen are somewhat different in the movies, aren't they!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
VERY FUNNY INDEED everytime I see police car I get nervous even though I'm innocent just like how nervous I am when I posted my questions hoping they didn't get deleted for chatting even though I'm innocent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice ones Jokeduck!!! i have never heard of this before!!! this joke is refreshingly different!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is hilarious!. My brother is a cop!. I am definitely showing this to him!. Maybe it will come in handy sometime!! Thanks!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh my, that was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny stuff!.!.!.;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice and every one is true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the one about the handcuffs lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not that funny!.!.!.!.!.
JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! MILEY STINKS!!!!!!!!
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com
JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! MILEY STINKS!!!!!!!!
~Lilme?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is the first time I've seen those; they're hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They r funny!.!.!.!.never read before!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com