Tell me your funniest Joke... Fast 10 Points?!
Question: Tell me your funniest Joke!.!.!. Fast 10 Points!?
What is the funniest joke you have ever heard!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives!. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped!. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again!.
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is!.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially!.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
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'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.go git cha Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is!.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially!.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son
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'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. !.go git cha Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."
The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."
So the man humbly returns to his friend!.
"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.
The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
There were three very fat and unfit sumo wrestlers stranded on an island, and they all wanted to get off really badly!.
So the first stupid sumo swam half way, got tired, and came back!.
The second sumo, who was reasonably dumb, swam half way too, got tired, and came back!.
The third sumo who was smarter than the other two walked across the bridge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So the first stupid sumo swam half way, got tired, and came back!.
The second sumo, who was reasonably dumb, swam half way too, got tired, and came back!.
The third sumo who was smarter than the other two walked across the bridge!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
two blondes start playiing one of those puzzle games in a bar, when all of a sudden they jump up and down, so the bartender says "what happened!?" and the blondes say "we finished the puzzle in 5 min!.! but the box said 5-7 years!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call a Russian prostitute!?
On-ya-back-ya-*****
What do you call a Yugoslav prostitute!?
Slobba-down-my-cock-ya-*****
What do call a russian with three testicles!?
Who'd-ya nick-a-bollock-of
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On-ya-back-ya-*****
What do you call a Yugoslav prostitute!?
Slobba-down-my-cock-ya-*****
What do call a russian with three testicles!?
Who'd-ya nick-a-bollock-of
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this joke is a bit racist but please i do not mean any thing by it it is just a laugh and in good nature please enjoy!.
1)how do you blast a hindu into outer space!? push the red button
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1)how do you blast a hindu into outer space!? push the red button
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NEWSFLASH Ireland has it,s worst air disaster in history today when a small two seater air craft crashed into a cemetery,so far rescue teams have uncovered 864 bodies ,the digging continuesWww@Enter-QA@Com
What did the astronauts discover when they landed on the moon!?!?
The cow never made it over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cow never made it over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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