Does anyone need to hear a joke? ?!
Question: Does anyone need to hear a joke!? !?
A guy is brought before the court on charges of killing a spotted owl; one of many endangered species!. Before sentencing the judge asks the accused if he has anything to say for himself!.
"Well, your honor, as a matter of fact, I do!. You see, I didn't know that I was killing an endangered bird!. I was just trying to provide for my family!. We live in the forest, and get our food from the land exclusively!. I'm truly sorry I killed the bird, but my family needed to eat!." The judge, obviously surprised and moved by this decided to impose a lighter sentence of probation and community service!. At the close of the hearings, the judge asked, "just curious, what does a spotted owl taste like!?" To which the grateful defendant replied, "oh, I'd say 'cross between a California Condor and a Bald Eagle!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, your honor, as a matter of fact, I do!. You see, I didn't know that I was killing an endangered bird!. I was just trying to provide for my family!. We live in the forest, and get our food from the land exclusively!. I'm truly sorry I killed the bird, but my family needed to eat!." The judge, obviously surprised and moved by this decided to impose a lighter sentence of probation and community service!. At the close of the hearings, the judge asked, "just curious, what does a spotted owl taste like!?" To which the grateful defendant replied, "oh, I'd say 'cross between a California Condor and a Bald Eagle!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol nice
I did need to hear a joke thanks for the pick me up Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did need to hear a joke thanks for the pick me up Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. thats funny, obviously!.!.!. i wouldn't have put lol if i didn't think it wasn't!. whoa, i tend to babble!.!.!.!. as you can see!.!.!. um, bye Www@Enter-QA@Com
BWAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHA! HILARIOUS! GREAT! STAR! AWESOME! AMAZING! COMICAL! OUTSTANDING!Www@Enter-QA@Com
dont get it!. is it suppose to get funny where the judge ask how does it taste!?
omg i had to go and edit this!. [soo funny!.]Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg i had to go and edit this!. [soo funny!.]Www@Enter-QA@Com
For whoever doesn't get this joke:
The bird he ate was endangered and when the judge asked what the spotted owl tasted like, he replied with 2 other ENDANGERED birds he ate before haha!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bird he ate was endangered and when the judge asked what the spotted owl tasted like, he replied with 2 other ENDANGERED birds he ate before haha!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
it took me a while to get it :D lol
to those who didnt understand: the birds he said it tasted like were endangered too!. he ate those birds too!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
to those who didnt understand: the birds he said it tasted like were endangered too!. he ate those birds too!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, my!
That was Hillarious!
I was drinking a glass of water, and it went up my nose!.
Excuse me, I have a desk to clean!
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That was Hillarious!
I was drinking a glass of water, and it went up my nose!.
Excuse me, I have a desk to clean!
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omg funniest thing i ever herd i actually laughed out loud and it takes a lot to make me do that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha! Thanks for posting this!
God bless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
God bless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. i did need to hear a joke!. had a terrible day!. thanks hahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i need someone to bounce on it
ooo lol all the birds are endangeredWww@Enter-QA@Com
ooo lol all the birds are endangeredWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg/lol!. Tht's funny!. If he wasn't going to jail b4, he sure is now!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhaah that was funny :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO! Great Joke For The Evining!.!.!.Well Worth a ~*~Www@Enter-QA@Com
not really that funny!. thx thoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao XD so messed up lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow thanks that was funny lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. good one!. lol!. I enjoyed it!. thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com