Hi *Make me laugh get 10 points* HIII?!
Question: Hi *Make me laugh get 10 points* HIII!?
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http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Q9yAkBSrM!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=MFfYkJA_g!.!.!.
Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day!.
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says!.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out!. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them!." replied the clerk!.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then!."
"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me!. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour!."
"Oh!. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then!."
The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'!."
The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N"!.
"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'!. he says!.
She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to!.
"OK, now spell the "****" in 'chocolate'!."
She looks at him and says, "There's no '****' in chocolate!'
He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=MFfYkJA_g!.!.!.
Lady walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day!.
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says!.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out!. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them!." replied the clerk!.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then!."
"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me!. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour!."
"Oh!. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then!."
The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'!."
The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N"!.
"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'!. he says!.
She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to!.
"OK, now spell the "****" in 'chocolate'!."
She looks at him and says, "There's no '****' in chocolate!'
He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."
The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."
So the man humbly returns to his friend!.
"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.
The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."
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A man gets a raise and decides to go to the gun shop and buy himself a new scope for his rifle!.
The clerk shows him a brand new scope and says "You can see inside that house all the way on top of that hill with this scope"
The man looks into the house with she scope and starts laughing his *** off!.
The clerk asks whats so funny and the man tells him theres a naked man and woman chasing each other around the house!.
The clerk goes berserk and says "THATS MY HOUSE AND MY WIFE! Tell you what, here's 2 bullets!. Shoot the woman's head off and the man's penis off and the scope is free"
The man takes aim and says "You know what!? I think I can do that with only 1 bullet"
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The clerk shows him a brand new scope and says "You can see inside that house all the way on top of that hill with this scope"
The man looks into the house with she scope and starts laughing his *** off!.
The clerk asks whats so funny and the man tells him theres a naked man and woman chasing each other around the house!.
The clerk goes berserk and says "THATS MY HOUSE AND MY WIFE! Tell you what, here's 2 bullets!. Shoot the woman's head off and the man's penis off and the scope is free"
The man takes aim and says "You know what!? I think I can do that with only 1 bullet"
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a 85 year old woman comes out of the store and sees three man getting in her car she pulls out her gun and runs toward the car saying i have a gun and i know how to use it, the three man run for there lifes she gets in her car and look around it is not her car, she gos down to tell the cops what she has done, the cops can,t stop laughing there are the three man telling there story thay said a little old woman 100 p with gray hair pulled out a big gun and took there car,Www@Enter-QA@Com
3 guys on top of a hill that need to get down they were granted on wish to transform into any animal they wanted to so they could land safely on the grown 1st guys say snake and slither his way down 2nd guy says rabbit so he can hop down the third one was thinking to hard started running and was going to say bird so he could fly down but he trip on a rock said sh*t and landed on the edge sorry i triedWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heres a good joke!.!.its a lil long but funny!.
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed!. Well, The passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me!."
I said "WHAT!?!?!?!!! What was that!?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear!.!.!."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love Me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom!?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep!.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her!. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store!. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits!. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all!. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit!. We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings!. Let me tell you, she was so excited!. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck!. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis!. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey!." She was almost nearing s*xual satisfaction from all of the excitement!.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier!."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel like it!."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT!?!?!!!"
I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while!.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you
~Hope you like it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed!. Well, The passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me!."
I said "WHAT!?!?!?!!! What was that!?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear!.!.!."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man!." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love Me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom!?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep!.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her!. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store!. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits!. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all!. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit!. We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings!. Let me tell you, she was so excited!. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck!. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis!. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey!." She was almost nearing s*xual satisfaction from all of the excitement!.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier!."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel like it!."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
"WHAT!?!?!!!"
I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while!.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman!."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you
~Hope you like it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oky click on this website!.!.!.how funny how asian ppl translate words in english!.!.!.!.
http://www!.engrish!.com/page/41/Www@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.engrish!.com/page/41/Www@Enter-QA@Com
What does the saying, "MAKE LOVE NOT WAR" is famous!?
Because, nowadays, condoms are cheaper than guns! =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because, nowadays, condoms are cheaper than guns! =))Www@Enter-QA@Com
Minnie: I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!
Mickey: Are you f*ck*ng CRAZY!!
Minnie: NO! I'm F*ck*ng GOOFY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mickey: Are you f*ck*ng CRAZY!!
Minnie: NO! I'm F*ck*ng GOOFY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Okay, here's my favourite joke EVER:
What's pink and fluffy!?
Pink fluff!.
What's blue and fluffy!?
no!.!.!.!.
Pink fluff holding it's breath
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What's pink and fluffy!?
Pink fluff!.
What's blue and fluffy!?
no!.!.!.!.
Pink fluff holding it's breath
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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
IF A STAIGHT HORSE EATS HAY, WHAT DOES A GAY HORSE EAT!?
HAAAAAAY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAAAAAAY!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look in the mirror!.
jk
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jk
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What's purple & doesn't fit!?
!.!.!.a dead epilepticWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.a dead epilepticWww@Enter-QA@Com
Laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sausage!
did that that make u laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
did that that make u laugh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com