And U Thought YOUR Job Was A Pain in The Butt?!
Question: And U Thought YOUR Job Was A Pain in The Butt!?
If you think, for one second, you’ve got a crappy job… well on your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy!. I want you to go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson!.
Be very sure you get this brand!. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed!.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair!. Open the package and remove the thermometer!. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken!.
Now the fun part begins!. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully!. You will notice there is a disclosure in very fine print that reads:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized!.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson!.” Have a wonderful day knowing that, no matter how bad it is, there is always a job that’s more of a pain in the butt than yours!.
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Be very sure you get this brand!. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed!.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair!. Open the package and remove the thermometer!. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken!.
Now the fun part begins!. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully!. You will notice there is a disclosure in very fine print that reads:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized!.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson!.” Have a wonderful day knowing that, no matter how bad it is, there is always a job that’s more of a pain in the butt than yours!.
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Lol Honey it's a really cracker and I'm gonna nick it ok!?!? It's good yahoo is back on track again!!! I've missed your jookes that's for sure!!! Pls have a wonderfull day,and thanks for the laugh!.xxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAH! but heres a question for you:
What if you did work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson!?!?
lol but pretty original joke!.!.!. havent herd it b4! :)
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What if you did work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson!?!?
lol but pretty original joke!.!.!. havent herd it b4! :)
Keep em coming! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that's hilarious lol!!
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Another Oldie Goldie!.
Of course, you have to remember one thing:
That job probably pays very well!. And:
Think of the Job Security!
Oy Vay!
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Of course, you have to remember one thing:
That job probably pays very well!. And:
Think of the Job Security!
Oy Vay!
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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt the fuuuuuuuc* do they really test those!?!!?!!?!!? haha either way it was funny but no way i'm using those!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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looooooool
haha
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haha
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That was absolutely great, thanks!. I needed a good belly laugh today!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com