The best joke you ever heard :D!!!?!


Question: The best joke you ever heard :D!!!!?
I wanna make a friend laugh because he is a bit down the dumps!.!. so would you tell me some jokes you find funny!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
My favourite joke and the only one i can ever remember: Why was Tigger looking down the toilet!? He was looking for PoohWww@Enter-QA@Com




HELLO

An old soldier was celebrating 82 years on this earth!. He spoke to his
toes -
"Hello toes!", he said, "How are you, toes!? You know, you`re 82 today!.
Oh the times we`ve had! Remember when we walked in the park in Summer,every Sunday afternoon!?
The times we waltzed on the dance floor!? Happy birthday, toes!"

"Hello knees", he proceeded!. "How are you, knees!? You know, you`re 82 today!. Oh the times we`ve had! Remember when we marched in the parade!?
Oh, the hurdles we`ve jumped together!. Happy birthday, knees!"

Then, he looked down at his crotch!. "Hello Willie! If you were alive
today,you`d be 82 years old!!"

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Judi and her friend Jill decided to have their picture taken and went to the photographer!. The process was totally new to Judi, so she kept asking Jill questions!.

"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to pull down the backdrop!."
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to set up the camera!."
"What's he doing now!?"
"He's going to focus!."
"What! Both of us!?"
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i got some good jokes/pick up lines
how many letters are in the alphabet!? normal answer- 26, right answer-25 cuz U and I are one!.
me:how much does a polar bear weigh!?
Dumb Blonde:-Ummm omg i dunno
me: enough to break the ice, im (your name)Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man walks into a chemist and asks for 999 condoms!. The girl behind the counter looks at him and gasps 'Fukc me!'
To which the man replied, 'O go on then, make it a 100!.'!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Whats green and sings!?
Elvis Parsely

Its from a Xmas cracker but it is the funniest thing I have ever heard hahahahahaha!

*Angel*Www@Enter-QA@Com

what is a horses favorite game!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Stable Tennis

Please give me the points for my terrible joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What type of bee produces milk !?

Answer: Boo bees ("boobies)

:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris had a sparing compition with wolferiene and lost his left nut now we no tht nut as jupiterWww@Enter-QA@Com



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