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Question: What was your most embarassing moment!?! i'll choose the funniest moment as my best answer!!!!!?
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I was keen on a boy at school and finally got an invite for tea!.My mum was a bit put out,as I was 15 and she was very old fashioned!.
She changed her mind however when she found out he was `posh`!.
I was told in no circumstances was I to ask for the lav or toilet,but to ask if I could use the bathroom!.
I asked the boys mother to use the bathroom,and she directed me upstairs!.
I was dismayed to see it really was a bathroom and no toilet in there!.
I didn't want to look for a toilet in case I walked in someones room,and felt too stupid to go and ask again for the toilet!.
So I locked the bathroom door,and perched on the edge of the sink with the tap running!.Tra-la-la!.
Now I was not a large person then,so the sink could not have been fixed to the wall very well!.
Lo and behold,a loud creaking noise and the sink came away from the wall!.
I hit the door and knocked myself out,and came round with my knickers round my ankles,the lads father glaring at me,and water from the tap hitting the ceiling!.
He apparently broke the door down,and
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On a first date with my now wife, We drove to a restaurant with a muddy dirt parking lot!. Both Dinner and conversation went very well!. Heading to my freshly washed but now muddy car I complained that I should get my money back or make the restaurant pay for a car wash, but passed it off as a joke!. Low on gas, I pulled into a gas station and noticed it had a car wash!. I decided to wash my car to show her that I am a clean and neat person!. Once partially inside the automatic car wash, I noticed a license plate on the floor in front!. I got out to remove the piece of metal and accidentally stepped on the switch that turns the car wash on!. I was covered with pink and blue foam and water!. I was so embarrassed I wanted to cry but my girlfriend just laughed!. She kissed me for the first time there in the wash and we married a year later!. Needless to say, this embarrassing story was told at the wedding!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one time in grade 1 i asked to go to the washroom!. this wretched teacher wouldn't allow me, a little grade 1, to go to the washroom and satisfy my most basic of needs!. so in turn i sat down and told my buddy (my best friend) that i'm going pee!. then i went pee right there on the seatWww@Enter-QA@Com

i was at work and my friend texted me a picture of a naked blonde chick, i freaked at first but when i realized that no one saw it i preceded to pas it on in much the same way he had done to me!. I figured that all of my friends with stuffy 9 to 5s couldn't look at their phones anyway and everyone else who could was off work!. Well unfortunately one of my friends decided not to put his phone on vibrate and checked the message!.!.!. while his boss walked by!. Luckily the business was on the verge of closing so they weren't in a hurry to fire anyone, but he did get chewed out about professionalism!.!.!. after that he yelled at me for passing on such racy **** without warning!.!.!. oopsWww@Enter-QA@Com

assembly for our year just finished so being a greedy year we all go running to the canteen to get our lunch because the queue is always so long!. me being a absolute idiot i ran with a really long skirt on!.so there me running and my whole year was behind me and all of the years were already in the queue or sitting down then suddenly i was just before the double doors when i took the dirtiest drop in front of everyone!. i can still feels everyones eye locked on my face!.

it may have been two years ago but it still haunts me

i could even see the teachers pushing back the laughter

damn skirt =[=[Www@Enter-QA@Com

I used to stuff my bra in the 5th grade and it was sooooo obvious!. one day in gym class in the locker room, some girls put toilet paper in my locker, so when I went to go change and I opened my locker, toilet paper fell out!. I knew it wasn't from my bra cuz THAT tissue was still in there!. So I made up that I thought I was going to get my period and it must of fell out of my underwear, but all the girls knew I was lying cuz THEY put it there!. I was mortified!. Needless to say I stopped stuffing my bra after that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

once i got drunk at a party and i had sex with a random hottttttttttt guy lol and i was watching some movie and that happened in one of the scenes and i said to my friend who was there remember when that happened to me a jamies party and right when i said that my parents came in to the living room back from dinner!. ive been grounded for like 2 years lol

wait!. that never happened!. haha i just felt making that up haha!.

and ill give you a star=)Www@Enter-QA@Com

so, i was waiting in the parking lot of my school after volleyball practice for my mom to pick me up!. the boys football team had just wrapped up their practice, so they were all chilling in the parking lot as well!. the football team has MANY severe hotties on it, including my crush!.

when i spotted my crush in the parking lot, i decided to go say hi and try to make small talk!. it was going really well until my mom pulled into the parking lot!. so i said goodbye to him and walked away flirtatiously, making sure that i made a grand exit so that my crush would notice!.

so i open the passenger door, throw my stuff in the car, and go to climb in!.!.!.only to discover that it WAS NOT my mom sitting in the drivers seat!. i had the WRONG CAR!.

i grabbed my stuff as quick as i could, slammed the door and ran back to the parking lot, with a mortified look on my face!. the entire football team had seen what had happened, including my crush!. they all laughed histarically, and they still talk and joke about it to this day!
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This is a good question because this happened to me yesterday and I've got another one to share with you!.

I hope you like these stories!.

I'll start with yesterday!. I was in college in Math class and we had about half an hour left!. The teacher was almost done lecturing!. My stomach felt inflated because I didn't have any breakfast (I never eat breakfast)!. All of a sudden, my stomach does a really loud, GGGGRRRRRR!!! I was so embarrassed I didn't even turn to see who looked in my direction!. My face felt hot and prickly and my back started to sweat!. And what's worse was that I was sitting next to a super hot girl!. I was so happy when class ended and I got to go home!.

Here's my extra story!. I was in Mexico for a while and this happened a month or 2 before I applied to college!. I was at the beach with my granny and I saw this African-American tourist with a huge shark tooth necklace (I wear them myself)!. Back then, I didn't know that not all shark's teeth had serrated edges!. That's when I assumed it was fake since the tooth was not serrated!. I went up to him and told him I thought it was a fake tooth!. He got pissed off and started verbally attacking me and then what really hit me was when he told me that he used to be a shark wrestler and the tooth was from a shark he last wrestled!. He even showed me the huge bite mark on his left thigh!. I felt so embarrased for making that accusation especially since I buy all my shark tooth necklaces!.

VIVA LA RAZA!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i went to a dunkin' donuts near my house to order my family's breakfast!. a girl i like works there and i got tongue-tied because it was her taking my order!. i wanted to order a dozen donuts but i said i wanted to order 12 dozen donuts!. her coworker who was packing the actual donuts started laughing and i just wanted a donut-maker to open up its face and eat me alive!. she(the main girl) was looking at me like something just crawled out of my nose and said hi to her!. i felt so stupid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ummmm!.!.!. I crashed into a tree once!.!.!. I was walking with some friends in the park and i turned around cuz i heard something behind me and then the tree just somehow suddenly appeared out of nowhere and i crashed into it!.!.!. i got scraches on the side of my face!.!.!.!. very visible btw


this other time i crashed into the refrigerator and the vaccumm cleaner!.!.!. we had finished watching a hellen keller (the blind and deaf girl) movie and i decided that when i got home, i would like to close my eyes and see what it must have been like to be blind!.!.!. so i ended up crashing into the refrigerator and hurting my nose really bad!.!.!. then when i was going into my room, with my eyes closed, i ran into the vaccumm cleaner and broke one of my toe nails and couldnt walk right!.!.!. my family is the only ones that know about this!.!.!. they were all there!!!


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I was on a conference at a hotel and went outside for a smoke!. Frank Carson, the fast talking Irish Comedian very well known in Britain, was coming from the Golf course when i accidentally bumped into him!. I said "your Frank Carson aren't you" He replied; "Yes that's right" !. Now Franks famous catchphrase is ; "ITS THE WAY I TELL EM"!. So I shouted as he walked away; "ITS THE WAY YOU TELL EM FRANK"!! He shouted back; "F*CK OFF AND FIND YOUR OWN JOKES"!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ok!.!. It was our NJROTC Presidential Fitness Test on my freshman year!. I wanted to pull of 105 situps in two minutes!. My date for the military ball was holding my ankles!. about 45 in!.!.!.
I ripped one!. My eyes were watering because I was so embarrassed and worried that she's cancel on me!. She noticed the tears and said "well it doesn't smell THAT bad!."

I still laugh about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Easy and I am the winner for sure!!

get this!.!.!.I was in a club toilet and decided to try out the toilet seat paper liners for the very 1st time!.!.!.!.completed my job and hurried back to the bar to continue my smooth chat up of a stunning lady!.!.!.little did I know that the liner (in great shape) was hanging down the back of my pants!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i was acting a school play when my friend stood in the wrong location, I tried to tell him that but he insisted on his situation, so I shouted at him!.But it wasn't that loud!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.OK, Maybe it was, this was the most embarrising moment in my life!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i was outside at night at sonic drive thru sweeping the lot and my boyfriend comes behind me and scares me !.!. i had heard that carhops would get ROBBED on the job!!! so i got scared and started swinging the broom stick at him!. i was embarrased when the custemers saw me !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

well i just got out of the movie theatre and really had to go to the bathroom and the boys and girls bathroom look the same and are right next to each other so i started walking into the girls bathroom an then some random guy said to me uh thats the girls bathroom and i was like o crap!Www@Enter-QA@Com

when i first started going out with my wife i knocked the phone and it rang her parents and i was congratulated on my Performance by my future mother in law also another time in the bedroom my son heard bouncing and bounced on his own bed shouted mummys turnWww@Enter-QA@Com

at lunch!.!.!.my crush likes me and our tables were shoutin at each other saying that i liked him since the first week of school!.!.!.and he has a rlly big crush on me!!! and i couldnt even look at himm for a week!.!.!.!. my friends r evil!!! >-[ lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

on sunday me and my bf had just finished 'doing it' and my phone rang so i answered it still naked!. my dad then walked into my room and saw the lot nooooooooo!Www@Enter-QA@Com

one time at school, i was in gym and like the whole 8th grade was there, and one of my friends pantced me and pulled my shorts down, it was sooooo embarrassingWww@Enter-QA@Com

I really fancied a teacher, and then one day this "friend" shouted at top of her voice that I fancied this teacher as he walked past!. I went bright red, and I think he saw! AND I had him next lesson!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I had blood on my shirt, cuz I sneezed with a bloody nose, and I had to act casual during an important business meeting with my ruined shirt!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

When I got married in a wedding chapel in Reno there was a fountain that sounded like a urinal flushing!. Got a cassette of the fiasco!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

in catholic school assembly a prayer was said & after the priest said Amen!.!.!.we were all sitting on a wooden floor & i farted something terrible!.!.!.well embarrassing then funny as fcuk now lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

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It had to do with sex, lets just say too fastWww@Enter-QA@Com

i once snorted during my own english presentation, all eyes on me!.!.!.never lived it down!.

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