You've probably read it before, is it still funny?!
Question: You've probably read it before, is it still funny!?
Phone Menu at the Mental Health Institute
Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4!.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully!.
If you are dyslexic, press 6!. Now press 9!. Now press 6!. Now press 9!. Now press 6!.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership!.
If you have short term memory loss, press 8!. If you have short term memory loss, press 8!. If you have short term memory loss, press 8!.
If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press!.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line!.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you!.
If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers!. No one will be able to help you anyway!.
If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything!. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you!.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you!.
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Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4!.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully!.
If you are dyslexic, press 6!. Now press 9!. Now press 6!. Now press 9!. Now press 6!.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership!.
If you have short term memory loss, press 8!. If you have short term memory loss, press 8!. If you have short term memory loss, press 8!.
If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press!.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line!.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you!.
If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers!. No one will be able to help you anyway!.
If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything!. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you!.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you!.
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Answers:
Yes, it funny then and still funny now!. I will send this to my sister inlaw who works at the state hospital, she should get a kick out of it!. Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA! The multiple personalities thing is damn funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
If you are truly depressed you would probably top yourself after hearing the 1st messageWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
totally hillllllllarious!.!.!.speaking from a panic attack stricken person!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny
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Yep agreed, still funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol you are right, i have heard it before!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
But it is still funny as heck :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
But it is still funny as heck :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have never heard this one before and i thought it was great 2 thumbs up from me!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is very funny!. But how did you know how to persecute me!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've never saw this before!. Taht's funny as Heck!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Wows!!!! I haven't heard that before!
Lol! Love it! Proper funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! Love it! Proper funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i had never seen that before! made me laugh out loud!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wowie! Coolio! Awesomeez! Ha ha! Weird language I know!. Hee hee! Yes, you are absolutely right, I have read this joke before, but only till the 5th one!. This is soooooooo funnnnyyyyyyyyyy!. For instance you like the colour red, you will not only like it for once, but every time you lay your eyes on it!. Take the same example for this joke!. AI have read it before 9only till the 5th one) yet I laughed that too heartily, once again! I wonder from where you get a loadful of the funniest jokes on earth!. Thanks a bunch once again! Oh my gosh! Such a funny joke! Oooh, wowie!
P!.S!.: I can't help but give a star to you!.
I thank you once again, for reminding me of this 'ever-funny' joke!. CYA!
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S!.: I can't help but give a star to you!.
I thank you once again, for reminding me of this 'ever-funny' joke!. CYA!
Have a good day!
Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com