Joke! 3 guys at the swimming pool!?!
Question: Joke! 3 guys at the swimming pool!!?
A chinese, a japanese and an american were swimming in a pool!.
A genie appears and grants them each a special favor:
"before u jump into the pool, close your eyes and think of anything, shout it out aloud and the water in the pool will transform into it!.!.!.!."
The chinese goes first!. He jumps and yells "Maotai!!" And the pool miraculously turns into the chinese wine!.
After the chinese came out, the japanese follows!. He jumps and yells "Sake!!!" and the pool turns into the wine!.
Soon it was the american's turn!. Right before he jumps, he tripped on his own foot!. Falling into the pool, he yells "SH*T!!!!!!!!!!"
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A genie appears and grants them each a special favor:
"before u jump into the pool, close your eyes and think of anything, shout it out aloud and the water in the pool will transform into it!.!.!.!."
The chinese goes first!. He jumps and yells "Maotai!!" And the pool miraculously turns into the chinese wine!.
After the chinese came out, the japanese follows!. He jumps and yells "Sake!!!" and the pool turns into the wine!.
Soon it was the american's turn!. Right before he jumps, he tripped on his own foot!. Falling into the pool, he yells "SH*T!!!!!!!!!!"
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Answers:
Ha Ha!.!.!. a very good lesson for people who are around us!.!. always with ready '****' in thier mouths!.!.!. spurting out for every small thing!.!. filling the atmosphere around us with heaps of ****!.!.!.ha!.!. ha!.!.!.
Moral: Always keep the mouth '****' free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Moral: Always keep the mouth '****' free!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A skinny little Asian guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him!. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown!." The Asian man faints and falls to the floor!. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him!. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you!?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me!?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me!.!.!.!.!.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown!." The small guy says: "Turner Brown!?!!.!.!.Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i heard that joke years ago
but it was
the scotsman, englishman, irishman
yeah and the irishman landed in the ****Www@Enter-QA@Com
but it was
the scotsman, englishman, irishman
yeah and the irishman landed in the ****Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!.!.!. sh*t!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Water! Water! heheee heeeee! Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. Thats is so funny :D Star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh sh*t that was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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thats pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good stuff, good joke, thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heheh, Not bad!.
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A!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that a good joke
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HAHAH star for u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice dude hmm would it be jelly like!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats real funny man, can you tell me where did you get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com