Is this joke funny? Its from a Jewish run site, so don't accuse me of anti-s!
Question: Is this joke funny!? Its from a Jewish run site, so don't accuse me of anti-semetism!?
A rabbi dies and is waiting in line to enter heaven!. In front of him is a man dressed in a loud shirt, leather jacket, jeans and sunglasses!. Gabriel addresses the man, "I need to know who you are so I can determine whether or not to admit you to Heaven!."
The man replies, "I'm Moshe Levy, the taxi driver!."
"Gabriel consults his list, smiles and says, "OK!. Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter Heaven!."
Now it's the rabbi's turn!. He stands upright and says, "I am Benjamin Himmelfarb and I was the rabbi of Temple Beth Am for forty years!."
Gabriel looks at his list and says, "OK rabbi!. Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter Heaven!."
"Hold on a minute," says the rabbi, "that man before me was a taxi driver – why did he get a silken robe and golden staff!?"
"Up here, we only work by results," says Gabriel!. "While you preached, people slept – but while he drove, people prayed!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man replies, "I'm Moshe Levy, the taxi driver!."
"Gabriel consults his list, smiles and says, "OK!. Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter Heaven!."
Now it's the rabbi's turn!. He stands upright and says, "I am Benjamin Himmelfarb and I was the rabbi of Temple Beth Am for forty years!."
Gabriel looks at his list and says, "OK rabbi!. Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter Heaven!."
"Hold on a minute," says the rabbi, "that man before me was a taxi driver – why did he get a silken robe and golden staff!?"
"Up here, we only work by results," says Gabriel!. "While you preached, people slept – but while he drove, people prayed!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
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AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
All I can picture is Christopher Lloyd as Jim Ignatowski in Taxi!. It's hilarious!. I might change a bit of the wording!.!.!. that bit about a 'loud' t-shirt interrupts the flow of the story so that one can interpret the meaning!. The opening is the only really weak part!. Just refer to the person in front of him as not being dressed as nicely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
All I can picture is Christopher Lloyd as Jim Ignatowski in Taxi!. It's hilarious!. I might change a bit of the wording!.!.!. that bit about a 'loud' t-shirt interrupts the flow of the story so that one can interpret the meaning!. The opening is the only really weak part!. Just refer to the person in front of him as not being dressed as nicely!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Sunflowers" is right---too many dusts on the joke; I did hear this one on Sikhs 30 yrs before! Yet don't get squeezed; you'll get appreciations from others who would face this first time, no doubt!. That's the way an old joke travels from time to time & from age to age!. thanks Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's somewhat funny!. Since the phenomenon of falling asleep during a sermon is by no means unique to Jewish synagogues, I wouldn't say the joke is inherently anti-semetic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I give it a thumbs-up funny-wise, but wonder if it's anti-Semitic to expect Jews to accuse you of anti-Semitism for telling a harmless joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
kinda
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lol!.!.!.!.very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes steve it is ,your taste is good as usual,nice to see you again!.
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dune,great avatar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! I liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That joke has lots of dust on it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, it is funny, gave me a smile!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i think it is ok but not hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
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yes it is funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a great joke
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i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now that realyy touches my sense of humour!.!.!.subtle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com