I have two joke one is alittle like which is better?!
Question: I have two joke one is alittle like which is better!?
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children!. He observed, "You all have obsessions!."
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating!. You've even named your daughter Candy!."
He turned to the second mum!. "Your obsession is money!. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny!."
He turned to the third mum, " Your obsession is alcohol!. It manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy!."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're going home!."
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A businessman meets a beautiful girl!?
and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500!. So they do!. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "Rent For Apartment!."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price!. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed note:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment!. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied;
2) There was plenty of heat;
3) It was small enough to make me cozy and at home!.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely!. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on!. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady!."
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To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating!. You've even named your daughter Candy!."
He turned to the second mum!. "Your obsession is money!. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny!."
He turned to the third mum, " Your obsession is alcohol!. It manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy!."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, we're going home!."
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A businessman meets a beautiful girl!?
and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for $500!. So they do!. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment, "Rent For Apartment!."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price!. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and encloses the following typed note:
"Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment!. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It had never been occupied;
2) There was plenty of heat;
3) It was small enough to make me cozy and at home!.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large!."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely!. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on!. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed regular, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady!."
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Answers:
a little like what!?!
both are not completely decent, but still, they are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
both are not completely decent, but still, they are funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahhahahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhahahhha!.!.!.
the second one was so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second one was so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
both made me chuckle,
but i have 2 say that the second one is better :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
but i have 2 say that the second one is better :pWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great!. Both made me chuckle!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the first one better!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the first one!.!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
first one made me laugh a bit but i don't get the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com