Good Asian pick up lines to use on a friend as a joke?!


Question: Good Asian pick up lines to use on a friend as a joke!?
She sent one of her friends over to my group and said an Asian pick up line to me, not a serious one but one like "Hey there's a Chinese Buffet over there, I'll rice you to it!" and "Ni WOW (hao), you're fine!" lol!.

I can't think of any original ones, besides one I read a long time ago "You're so hot I can fry my rice on you"

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Answers:
want to taste my egg roll!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

ummm!.!.!. not sure about pick up lines but I found out how you can learn chinese in 5 minutes!.!.!.

That's not right!.!.!.
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive!?!.!.!.
Hu Yu Hai Ding!?

See me ASAP!.!.!.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man!.!.!.
Dum Gai

Small Horse!.!.!.
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach!?!.!.!.
Wai Yu So Tan!?

I bumped into a coffee table!.!.!.
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift!.!.!.
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here!.!.!.
Wai So Dim!?

I thought you were on a diet!.!.!.
Wai Yu Mun Ching!?

This is a tow away zone!.!.!.
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week!.!.!.
Wai Yu Kum Nao!?

Staying out of sight!.!.!.
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile!.!.!.
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive!.!.!.
Yu Stin Ki PuWww@Enter-QA@Com

I Like eating Raw Fish!.


Lets play army!. ill lay in the trench and you can blow the hell outta me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i'll put my noodles in your rice babe! haha and is that a keg in your pants!? cuz i'd tap thatWww@Enter-QA@Com



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