Things only an idiot would say... [star if you like]?!


Question: Things only an idiot would say!.!.!. [star if you like]!?
"He has a cheesy smile!."
"Oooh I like cheddar!"

"I think my mouse is pregnant!. But I don't know how!.!.!."
"Oh my God! The mouse pad must be a man!"

"Why are you so sad today!?"
"Cause!.!.!. my pet snowball hates me!. I tucked him into bed and this morning, I found out he wet the bed and then ran away!.!."

"What's 2+2!?"
"Geez, would you slow down!?! I can't think that fast!"

"Do you mind some lettuce!?"
"Let us do what!?"

"Eww!.!. someone didn't flush the toilet!"
"No, it's a lemonade fountain!. I saw one of these at a bathroom where everyone uses it!. It looked awesome until I tried some!. Horrible!."

"I'd like you to meet my cousin from Mexico!."
"Hola! Como estas!?"
"ME NO TALK CHINESE!"

"Have you seen my strawberry scented marker!?"
"Umm, I thought those were eatable markers!.!.!.!.!.!."

"Did you ever meet a celebrity before!?"
"Yeah but celeries are yucky!."

"I bought a bubble blowing machine for my baby cousin! Wanna see it!?"
"Nooo don't remind me!!"
"What's wrong!?"
"I tried catching bubbles but they always popped! I'm a bubble killer!"

"What's your favorite fruit!?"
"I guess it would be butter!."

"What do you usually eat!?"
"Air!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL that was sooooooooooo funny!

I mostly like these ones:

"He has a cheesy smile!."
"Oooh I like cheddar!"

What's 2+2!?"
"Geez, would you slow down!?! I can't think that fast!"

"Do you mind some lettuce!?"
"Let us do what!?"

"I bought a bubble blowing machine for my baby cousin! Wanna see it!?"
"Nooo don't remind me!!"
"What's wrong!?"
"I tried catching bubbles but they always popped! I'm a bubble killer!"

"Eww!.!. someone didn't flush the toilet!"
"No, it's a lemonade fountain!. I saw one of these at a bathroom where everyone uses it!. It looked awesome until I tried some!. Horrible!."

I'd like you to meet my cousin from Mexico!."
"Hola! Como estas!?"
"ME NO TALK CHINESE!"

"Have you seen my strawberry scented marker!?"
"Umm, I thought those were eatable markers!.!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

:pWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny
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lol!!! cool!! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com

keep your day jobWww@Enter-QA@Com

niceWww@Enter-QA@Com

thats the kinda stuff u hear on family guy! lol! nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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