Read this if you have a good sense of humor otherwise don't bother?!
Question: Read this if you have a good sense of humor otherwise don't bother!?
The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia!. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas!.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan!. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars!.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain!. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty!.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina!. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit!.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq!. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes!. Massive reconstruction is now necessary!.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada!. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away!.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia!. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really)!.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan!. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there!.
The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick!.
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia!. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas!.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan!. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars!.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain!. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty!.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina!. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit!.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq!. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes!. Massive reconstruction is now necessary!.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada!. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away!.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia!. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really)!.
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan!. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there!.
The Geography of a Man
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Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick!.
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Answers:
good one
but you got the man one wrong USA is ruled by a dick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but you got the man one wrong USA is ruled by a dick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats called Geography!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
greeeeeeeaaat!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah i agree with jackyalfrog
thats really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats really funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
SUPERB!.ITS REALLY COOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved itWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol very funny, telling many people of that joke reccomend you tell more 5/5Www@Enter-QA@Com
Already known to me!.!.!. Someone sent me a mail long time back!.!.!.
Anyway good job!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Anyway good job!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
women are around the worldWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HAHAHA!.!.!.!.the funniest joke on here!.!.!.F*^Kn loved it!.!.!.im sendin it to my mates!.
u got anymore!.!.!.the rest of em on here are as lame as can getWww@Enter-QA@Com
u got anymore!.!.!.the rest of em on here are as lame as can getWww@Enter-QA@Com