A bridge too far.............?!
Question: A bridge too far!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp!. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!.
The genie said "OK, OK!. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah!. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three!. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick!.
Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit!?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific!? Think of how much concrete!.!.!.how much steel!! No-think of another wish!."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish!. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times!.
My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive!. So, I wish that I could understand women!.!.!.!.know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment!.!.!.!.know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'!.!.!.!.know how to make them truly happy!.!.!.!."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The genie said "OK, OK!. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah!. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three!. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick!.
Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit!?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific!? Think of how much concrete!.!.!.how much steel!! No-think of another wish!."
The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish!. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times!.
My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive!. So, I wish that I could understand women!.!.!.!.know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment!.!.!.!.know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'!.!.!.!.know how to make them truly happy!.!.!.!."
The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Gotta love the classics
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ha ha very FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, heard it in a slightly different form but a great joke all the same!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sweet! heehee! wish I had been there to see it, feel it, fondle it, tug it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nah the funnier version is bout sven wantin to win the world cup
dont ruin good jokes
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dont ruin good jokes
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not that funny COLIN!
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maybe he shoulda just wished for a PERM!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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maybe he shoulda just wished for a PERM!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!much easier to do the bridge eh!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!. Very GoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ahaaaaa , love it !. I need to tell this one to my partner , lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one lol!. I will tell that to my bf when he comes in!.
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Star for u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yes it would be easier,!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol !! Bravo, thanks for the giggle !!
We gotta keep 'em wondering in
order to keep their interest !!
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We gotta keep 'em wondering in
order to keep their interest !!
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i've heard of this b4 its a niceone
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