Surely someone must have some.............?!

A skinny little Asian guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him!. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown!." The Asian man faints and falls to the floor!. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him!. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you!?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me!?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me!.!.!.!.!.I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown!." The small guy says: "Turner Brown!?!!.!.!.Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn aroundWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Insult: Hey, I heard they took a picture of your toenails from a satellite and mistook them for Cleveland!
Short joke: A preacher and a doctor are hunting deer when a fabulous 14-point buck steps in front of them and they both fire their rifles!. The doc looks at the carcass and says, "He's all yours, preacher!. See!? The bullet went in one ear and out the other!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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what do you call graffiti that's way up high!?
giraffitti!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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what position do you play in baseball!? Left out!
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