A mildly dirty jokes.. children stay away and star if u like.?!
Question: A mildly dirty jokes!.!. children stay away and star if u like!.!?
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher!.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs!. Prussy!. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter!."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs!. Prussy!."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is!.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter!."
"That's right!" she coaxed!.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs!. Crunt!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs!. Prussy!. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter!."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs!. Prussy!."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is!.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter!."
"That's right!" she coaxed!.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs!. Crunt!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i think little johnny is really mature for his age and he needs a job at mtv messing up teachers and his parentsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Little Johnny, always getting into risqué trouble!.
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Little Johnny, always getting into risqué trouble!.
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it's always little johnny in these jokes!. where's Caspian Queen!? i haven't seen her in ages!. has anyone else noticed this!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really really funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.!.!.nice! seems little johnny has over heard a little too much from Big johnny! =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
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ha mildly funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
that actually made me laugh!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
that actually made me laugh!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
roflmao,
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can't stop laughin!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank you I needed that!. : ) Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha !.!.!.!.!. ! really funny can't stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
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gud one!! ;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hyuk hyuk hyuk!! li'l johnny is THE best!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hha!.,!. funny alright!!!!!
here are some more dirty jokes!!!!!!
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch!. "Did you get that for your birthday!?" asked Little Johnny!. "Nope!." replied Jimmy!. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then!?"!. Again Jimmy says "Nope!." "You didn't steal it, did you!?" asks Little Johnny!. "No," said Jimmy!. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'!. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me!.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch!. He vowed to get one for himself!. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking!. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom!. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily!. "What do you want now!?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied!.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine!. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet!."
Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS!." Husband: "How can we find out which!?" Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend!. Take your wife to a park and leave her there!. If she finds her way home; don't **** her!."
Two pedophiles were walking down the street one day when they came across a pair of small lacey knickers on the ground!. The first one picks them up, smells them and goes, "Aahhh!.!.!. A seven-year-old girl!." The other grabs them from him and also takes a smell and goes, "No, no !.!.!. Definitely an eight-year-old girl!" The two of them are them smelling them in turns and arguing!. "An eight-year-old!", "No, a seven-year-old!", "Definitely an eight-year-old!" !.!.!.!. and so on!. The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about!.
The first pedophile tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument, so the priest takes the knickers, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says: "Definitely an eight-year-old girl! !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. but not from my parish!"
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness!. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices!. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer!. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"
The rescue team finds the crashed airplane!. The lone survivor is chewing on a bone, with a huge pile of human bones next to him, and the rescuers are shocked!. He says, "You can't judge me for this!. I had to survive!." The leader of the rescue team says, "But Jesus Christ, man!.!.!. your plane only went down yesterday!."
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are!. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot!. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times!."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila!. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar!. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home!. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day!."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse!. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit!. I gotta go home and **** the cat!."
A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch!. After an examination, the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem!. Does it get better or worse at any time!?" "Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies!. "Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it!."
Two weeks later, it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office!. "Doctor, it's really bad today!. Please, you have to help me!!" "Well, let's have a look," he says, as he lifts her up onto the table!. "Oh, yes, I think I see the problem!. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit!. Don't worry ma'am, this won't hurt a bit!."
The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation!. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later!. "There you go, ma'am, try that!." She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, Doc, what did you do!?"
"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots!."
If you think life is bad!.!.!. How would you like to be an egg!? YWww@Enter-QA@Com
here are some more dirty jokes!!!!!!
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch!. "Did you get that for your birthday!?" asked Little Johnny!. "Nope!." replied Jimmy!. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then!?"!. Again Jimmy says "Nope!." "You didn't steal it, did you!?" asks Little Johnny!. "No," said Jimmy!. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'!. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me!.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch!. He vowed to get one for himself!. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking!. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom!. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily!. "What do you want now!?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied!.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine!. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet!."
Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS!." Husband: "How can we find out which!?" Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend!. Take your wife to a park and leave her there!. If she finds her way home; don't **** her!."
Two pedophiles were walking down the street one day when they came across a pair of small lacey knickers on the ground!. The first one picks them up, smells them and goes, "Aahhh!.!.!. A seven-year-old girl!." The other grabs them from him and also takes a smell and goes, "No, no !.!.!. Definitely an eight-year-old girl!" The two of them are them smelling them in turns and arguing!. "An eight-year-old!", "No, a seven-year-old!", "Definitely an eight-year-old!" !.!.!.!. and so on!. The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about!.
The first pedophile tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument, so the priest takes the knickers, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says: "Definitely an eight-year-old girl! !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. but not from my parish!"
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness!. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices!. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer!. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"
The rescue team finds the crashed airplane!. The lone survivor is chewing on a bone, with a huge pile of human bones next to him, and the rescuers are shocked!. He says, "You can't judge me for this!. I had to survive!." The leader of the rescue team says, "But Jesus Christ, man!.!.!. your plane only went down yesterday!."
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are!. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot!. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times!."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila!. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar!. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home!. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day!."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse!. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit!. I gotta go home and **** the cat!."
A little dwarf lady goes into her doctor's office complaining of an irritated crotch!. After an examination, the doctor sighs, "I don't seem to see any problem!. Does it get better or worse at any time!?" "Yeah, it's really bad whenever it rains," she replies!. "Well, then," says the Doc, "Next time it rains, get in here at once, and we'll take another look at it!."
Two weeks later, it's raining really hard, and the little lady shows up at the doctor's office!. "Doctor, it's really bad today!. Please, you have to help me!!" "Well, let's have a look," he says, as he lifts her up onto the table!. "Oh, yes, I think I see the problem!. Nurse, bring me a surgical kit!. Don't worry ma'am, this won't hurt a bit!."
The dwarf lady closes her eyes in painful anticipation!. The doctor begins snipping away and finishes a few minutes later!. "There you go, ma'am, try that!." She walks back and forth around the office and exclaims, "That's great, Doc, what did you do!?"
"I just took a couple of inches off the top of your rain boots!."
If you think life is bad!.!.!. How would you like to be an egg!? YWww@Enter-QA@Com