Isn't married life so special?!


Question: Isn't married life so special!?
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work!. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex lives!. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing!. The following week they met up again to compare notes!. Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat!. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels!. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!' The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps!. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date! The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning!. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's!. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume!. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos!. I finished it off with a black mask!. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


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HaHaHaHaHaHa, what's up with the typical male!. It was a joke and a good one!. Keep them coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Married life is just peachy! My husband is well trained!. If he came home to find me dressed that way, he would ask, "Are you dinner or dessert!?"




not chatting!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Typical husband!!!!.
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Typical male!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow!.!.!. that's!.!.!. terrible!.

poor wifey!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO story of my life lol lol

i figured the joke would end with the hubby thinking someone was robbing his house or something lol!.!.!.good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha, ha! This is so true! After I had a kid, I simply couldn't lose the pounds!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Gosh I love married life lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol that poor wife Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thats so funny!.!.!.lol Im gonna share it with Friends!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha!!! so that's the difference, huh!?!!! thanks for the advice!!! i simply loved it!!! you have got a star from me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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