Is it too early for him?!
Question: Is it too early for him!?
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home!. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour!." "Perfect", she replies!.
The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before!. He takes the Viagra and waits!.
An hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but his wife isn't home yet!. He calls her on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible!. I won't be there for about an hour and a half!." The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice!.
"What should I do!?" he asks!.
The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it!. Do you have a housekeeper around!?"
"Yes" the man replied!. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead!?" said the Doctor!.
The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before!. He takes the Viagra and waits!.
An hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but his wife isn't home yet!. He calls her on the phone and she says, "Traffic is terrible!. I won't be there for about an hour and a half!." The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice!.
"What should I do!?" he asks!.
The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it!. Do you have a housekeeper around!?"
"Yes" the man replied!. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead!?" said the Doctor!.
The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thank you for a REALLY nice joke!.
A nice clean joke!.
A FUNNY joke!
Keep, 'em coming!.
This one I printed out, with credit for you at the bottom, for my net-less computer-less brother!.
He DON'T want one!
Go figure!
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A nice clean joke!.
A FUNNY joke!
Keep, 'em coming!.
This one I printed out, with credit for you at the bottom, for my net-less computer-less brother!.
He DON'T want one!
Go figure!
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Really a care taking and responsible husband!.!.!. who cares to take pains of seeing a doctor and getting prescription and going to a pharmacy to buy them and keep himself prepared one hour before her arrival!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. especially when 'house / office keepers' are there around!.!.!.
really a care taking gem of a husband to take so much care for his wife :) She is very very lucky :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
really a care taking gem of a husband to take so much care for his wife :) She is very very lucky :))Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hells bells at a pound a pop what is he bitching about!. Perhaps the housekeeper would like twice the value for a change!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I have heard that one before told by Roy Chubby Brown!.
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