Oh! No, not more Groaners?!


Question: Oh! No, not more Groaners!?
I went into a shop and I said, 'Can someone sell me a kettle!.' The bloke said 'Kenwood' I said, 'Where is he then!?'

My mate is in love with two schoolbags!. He's bisatchel!.

I went to the doctor!.!. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels!.' He said,
'You've got cholera!.!.'

I met the bloke who invented crosswords today!. I can't remember his
name, it's P something T something R!.

I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue!. I couldn't put it
down!.

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just
went on and on!.
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Hee hee !.!.!. Thanks Greybeard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I'm not too good at crosswords but I do know that 7 up is lemonade!.
The glue one reminds me of the Groucho gag; "From the moment I picked up your book to putting it down I was convulsed with laughter, one day I intend to read it!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

<-------------------REALLY CONFUSED HEREWww@Enter-QA@Com

GR something , something T ! LOL!

here's a ST something R for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

not more than 2 laughs - seriously!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ok this is getting hysterical!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i feel ashamed for smiling :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I hate myself for laughing at those!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

What more can I say!? These are brilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com



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