Group Therapy Session?!
Question: Group Therapy Session!?
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children!. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed!.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating!. You've even named your daughter Candy!.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money!. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny!.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol!.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy!.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving!.
Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us!.''
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To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating!. You've even named your daughter Candy!.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money!. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny!.'
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol!.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy!.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving!.
Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us!.''
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What!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. I don't get it!!.!.!.!.Wait!!.!.Just kidin!!.!.!.HAHAHAHA
That was funny!.!.!.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when!.!.!.
1!. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave!.
2!. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years!.
3!. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three!.
4!. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you!.
5!. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses!.
6!. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries!.
7!. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen!.
8!. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it!.
10!. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee!.
11!. You start tilting your head sideways to smile!. : )
12!. You're reading this and nodding and laughing!.
13!. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message!.
14!. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list!.
15!. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list!.
And now you are laughing at yourself!.
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That was funny!.!.!.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when!.!.!.
1!. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave!.
2!. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years!.
3!. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three!.
4!. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you!.
5!. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses!.
6!. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries!.
7!. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen!.
8!. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it!.
10!. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee!.
11!. You start tilting your head sideways to smile!. : )
12!. You're reading this and nodding and laughing!.
13!. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message!.
14!. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list!.
15!. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list!.
And now you are laughing at yourself!.
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