Is this the best joke of the week?!
Question: Is this the best joke of the week!?
On a beautiful sunny Saturday afternoon, Kurt stood on the first tee at his country club!. He had just pulled out his driver when a young woman in a wedding gown came running up to him, crying!.
"You bastard !" she screamed in his face!. "You lousy no-good God damn stinking bastard !"
"What's your problem Honey!?" he calmly replied!. "I distinctly told you only if it rained!."
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"You bastard !" she screamed in his face!. "You lousy no-good God damn stinking bastard !"
"What's your problem Honey!?" he calmly replied!. "I distinctly told you only if it rained!."
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Oh dear! Not a very loyal or obedient crawler, now is he!. lol
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I do not think that this is the best joke of the week, however it is a good joke and I did laugh!.
p!.s!. Unlike some of those who have already answered your question I did understand the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!. Unlike some of those who have already answered your question I did understand the joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As a golfer I understand it very well and found it amusing!. It could be very typical!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Can someone plz explain
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SORRY NOT THE BEST MORE RESEARCH IS REQUIREDWww@Enter-QA@Com
No - it's not really that funny!. Sorry, but I've heard much funnier today in fact!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I know where i'd stick his golf club!! ;P
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no, that joke wasnt even the best of the past 10 minutes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny if you have to explain it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it, someone please explain this joke Www@Enter-QA@Com
Huh!?!?!? =[Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, I've heard alot funnier than that todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not too bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ouch! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
not great but not bad either :|Www@Enter-QA@Com
nope, not the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
if it didnt rain he was going golfingWww@Enter-QA@Com
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oh thats way funny!. got anymore! ha ha!. definitely the best I've heard this week!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the best but certainly brightened my dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good One!!!!!!
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leave apart best!.!. i didnt get this one at all!! :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the best!.
yes i get it but its quite hard to understand!.!.!.!.!.
try again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes i get it but its quite hard to understand!.!.!.!.!.
try again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that isnt funny
here r 2 jokes that sooooo r funny
i no they r long but they r sooo worth reading
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It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences!.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida!. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day!. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email!.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before!. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint!.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in!. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow!. P!.S!. Sure is hot down here!."
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This is a true story from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department!. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause!."
"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you!?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect!."
"What sort of trouble!?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away!."
"Went away!?"
"They disappeared!."
"Hmm!. So what does your screen look like now!?"
"Nothing!."
"Nothing!?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type!."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out!?"
"How do I tell!?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen!?"
"What's a sea-prompt!?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen!?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator!?"
"What's a monitor!?
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks
like a TV!. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on!?"
"I don't know!."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it!. Can you see that!?"
"Yes, I think so!."
"Great!. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall!."
"Yes, it is!."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one!?"
"No!."
"Well, there are!. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable!."
"Okay, here it is!."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer!."
"I can't reach!."
"Uh huh!. Well, can you see if it is!?"
"No!."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over!?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark!."
"Dark!?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window!."
"Well, turn on the office light then!."
"I can't!."
"No!? Why not!?"
"Because there's a power failure!."
"A power!.!.!. A power failure!? Aha, okay, we've got it licked now!. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in!?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet!."
"Good!. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it!. Then take it back to the store you bought it from!."
"Really!? Is it that bad!?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is!."
"Well, all right then, I suppose!. What do I tell them!?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!."
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here r 2 jokes that sooooo r funny
i no they r long but they r sooo worth reading
1
It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences!.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida!. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day!. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email!.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before!. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint!.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in!. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow!. P!.S!. Sure is hot down here!."
2
This is a true story from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department!. Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause!."
"Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you!?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect!."
"What sort of trouble!?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away!."
"Went away!?"
"They disappeared!."
"Hmm!. So what does your screen look like now!?"
"Nothing!."
"Nothing!?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type!."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out!?"
"How do I tell!?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen!?"
"What's a sea-prompt!?"
"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen!?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator!?"
"What's a monitor!?
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks
like a TV!. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on!?"
"I don't know!."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it!. Can you see that!?"
"Yes, I think so!."
"Great!. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall!."
"Yes, it is!."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one!?"
"No!."
"Well, there are!. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable!."
"Okay, here it is!."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer!."
"I can't reach!."
"Uh huh!. Well, can you see if it is!?"
"No!."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over!?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark!."
"Dark!?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window!."
"Well, turn on the office light then!."
"I can't!."
"No!? Why not!?"
"Because there's a power failure!."
"A power!.!.!. A power failure!? Aha, okay, we've got it licked now!. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in!?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet!."
"Good!. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it!. Then take it back to the store you bought it from!."
"Really!? Is it that bad!?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is!."
"Well, all right then, I suppose!. What do I tell them!?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!."
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