Do people like Doctor Doctor Jokes?!

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses!.
Obviously you do!. this is a fish and chip shop!

Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday!.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells!?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells!"

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!.
Next please!

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam!.
You're too tents!.

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog!.
Sit on the couch and we will talk about it!.
But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair!

Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone!.
Are you choking!?
No, I really did!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell!?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday!?

Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something!?
Yes - here's a kite!

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running!?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage!.
Don't talk rubbish!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep!.
That's baaaaaaaaaad!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a bee!.
Well buzz off I'm busy!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito
Go away, sucker!

Doctor, doctor my hed hurts
then stop standing infront of the dart board!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well!.
That's quite enough out of you!

Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet!.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish
Poor sole!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider
What a web of lies!

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it!?

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father
Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

Yes, I do!.





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doctor doctor i think i'm invisible

Who said that!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

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-Doctor, doctor, what did you say I got!? Capricorn!? Leo!?

-Cancer! you idiot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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old one, how about a new one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

doctor, doctor, I think I've got Tourette's Syndrome you f**king c**t !Www@Enter-QA@Com

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yer sometimes!.!.!.this one isnt really one of em!.!.!.soz!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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There not to bad some of them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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Hmm, cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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that is a gud one but it aint like lolololol soz
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yeah, when they are funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

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sure i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com

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cool Www@Enter-QA@Com

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LOL!.!.!. so funny!.
Thanks dear for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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I certainly do! Luv ur joke!

Have a good day!

Regards
AmalWww@Enter-QA@Com

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