Where do pirates eyes go?!
Question: Where do pirates eyes go!?
Where do pirates eyes go!? Why do they only lose one!? How do they lose them!? If you only have one eye, should you use a better profession!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
They sneeze with their eyes open!. But one doesnt go back in!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This joke might answer your question
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while!. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean!?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine!."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg!? You didn't have that before!."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really!."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook!? Last time I saw you, you had both hands!."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship!. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really!."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch!? Last time you were in here you had both eyes!."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship!. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye!."
"So!?" replied the bartender, "what happened!? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t !"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while!. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean!?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine!."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg!? You didn't have that before!."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really!."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook!? Last time I saw you, you had both hands!."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship!. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really!."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch!? Last time you were in here you had both eyes!."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship!. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye!."
"So!?" replied the bartender, "what happened!? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh!t !"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
firstly, if we knew where they went they went they wouldn't be lost!.
second, when they lose the second eye they can't really do too much in the way of pirating!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
second, when they lose the second eye they can't really do too much in the way of pirating!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's what they get for wiping the seagull droppings from their eye with the hooked hand!. The question really should be "where do pirates other hands go to!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you lose an eye!? You can't wake up one morning and go ooh, look, I'm missing an eye!. I wonder where I put it!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sure our friends from Flying Spaghetti Monsterism will have all the answers!. Look up flying spaghetti monster on wiki if you want!.
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day tomorrow! Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's Talk Like a Pirate Day tomorrow! Www@Enter-QA@Com
They still have eyes they are under the patch!. it's just one because that is the eye that's weak!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
They're stored under my bed, and if you want to see them, you'll have to come and get them!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it gets stuck in the end of the telescope!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol! I've never really thought about that before-its a ponderer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think about that every night!. And I have a theory but I'm not ready to share it with anyone !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll keep an eye out for the answer, we'll wait and see!.Www@Enter-QA@Com