Joke : How to deal with a messy situation ?!
Question: Joke : How to deal with a messy situation !?
(A father is letting five kind make a complete mess of the restaurant!. They’re ripping napkins and using it as confetti, breaking chopsticks and screaming their little heads off!.)
Me: “Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to tell them to stop doing that!. They are disturbing the other customers!.”
Father: *beaming* “No!.”
Me: “No, as in, no you won’t tell them to stop it!?”
Father: *still beaming*“Yes!.”
(I have to get back to work at this point and sure enough, the kids keep misbehaving!. Several customers complain to me but I have no authority to throw them out!. The last to complain is a table with about eight young guys!.)
Customer 1: “So there’s nothing you can do about them!?”
Me: “I’m so very sorry sir, but no!. I can get you a drink from the house to make up for it!.”
Customer 2: “No, that won’t do!.”
Me: “Well, I can see if I can get you a free desert…”
Customer 2: “Not what I meant!. Can’t you get your boss!?”
Me: “I’m afraid he’s not in, sir!.”
Customer 1: “Well we won’t accept any free stuff!. I bet that would come out of your pay!.”
Customer 3: Hold on…”
(The customer gets up and the others immediately follow him to the noisy, messy table!. They’re now surrounded by eight tall young men who look mighty pissed!.)
Customer 3, to the father: “Tell them to stop it!.”
Father: *still beaming* “No!.”
Customer 1: “You’re upsetting the waitress!.”
Father: “Do you guys even work here!?”
Customer 1: “No, we’re from that prison up the street!. We’re out on parole!. Funny coincidence, we all served seven years for kidnapping and murdering a bunch of noisy brats and a jerk who made minimum-wage waitresses cry!.”
(At this point the kids become very, very quiet and the other patrons start giggling and staring!.)
Father: “You’re lying!.”
Customer 4: “Wanna take that chance, buddy!?”
(One more lecherous grin was enough to send the whole bunch of misfits scurrying to the exit!. My knights in shining armor actually got applause from the other diners and a free meal from me!.)
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Answers:
haha funny =] kids can be such little shits cant they!?
heres a fun joke -
I was babysitting this little boy, and he starts yelling, so i tell him i will give you a cookie if you be a little more quiet, so he does
then he starts SCREAMING for another cooie so i give it to him, then he shoves the jar on the ground laughs ans runs away
so i pick it up sighing going, stupid kid, then he runs in and pushes the garbage with all the glass in it, over
so i pick it up and tell him to go to his room, a little sterner this time, and he says no, and i yell, GO TO YOUR ROOM and he screams no and throws glass at the wall,
so i come back with "I will murder your parents and feed you that glass if you dont shut up right now" and he went to his room silently
then his parents cam ehome, and payed me, and two days later i get a call asking ehat i had said to him, and if what they heard was right
i say yes, i did say that, and before i can explain myself the mother comes back with
"Wel i wish i could use that!."
haha =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
heres a fun joke -
I was babysitting this little boy, and he starts yelling, so i tell him i will give you a cookie if you be a little more quiet, so he does
then he starts SCREAMING for another cooie so i give it to him, then he shoves the jar on the ground laughs ans runs away
so i pick it up sighing going, stupid kid, then he runs in and pushes the garbage with all the glass in it, over
so i pick it up and tell him to go to his room, a little sterner this time, and he says no, and i yell, GO TO YOUR ROOM and he screams no and throws glass at the wall,
so i come back with "I will murder your parents and feed you that glass if you dont shut up right now" and he went to his room silently
then his parents cam ehome, and payed me, and two days later i get a call asking ehat i had said to him, and if what they heard was right
i say yes, i did say that, and before i can explain myself the mother comes back with
"Wel i wish i could use that!."
haha =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh,That was very nice but I did'nt understand that why did the father let the kids make the restuarent messy!?I am going to read all the jokes and riddles today!.Good bye!.Anyway its interesting!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm!.!.!.not a joke!.!.!.not a riddle!.!.!.not even funny
what the!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
what the!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wtf!? is this supposed to be a joke or a life story!? because it'd fit more if it was a life storyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL >D That a true story!? Well it's awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha it did make me laugh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What the Hell!? That was not a joke! it seemed to be more of a story! Please save yourself some time, and STOP!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com