Give me a joke!!! PLEAZzzzE!!! ?!
Question: Give me a joke!!! PLEAZzzzE!!! !?
I need a joke that will make me laugh until i die!.!.!. Dont give corny jokes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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the other night i was wondering "why is that basketball getting bigger!.!.!." and then it hits me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The K9 Patrol
The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident!. Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled!. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime!. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene!. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, 'I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do!? They send a blind policeman!'
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The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident!. Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled!. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime!. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene!. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash the blonde ran out onto the porch, clapped a hand to her head and moaned, 'I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen, I call the police for help, and what do they do!? They send a blind policeman!'
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dw!.!.!.i wont hav a corny jk like the other guys!.!.!.
i played a blank tape at full blast!. the mime next door went nuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i played a blank tape at full blast!. the mime next door went nuts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the other day i was wondering "why is that frisbee getting bigger!.!.!." and then it hits me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the other day i was wondering why an airplane was getting bigger, then it hit me!Www@Enter-QA@Com