Joke of the day????????!
Question: Joke of the day!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them!. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence!. The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue"!. The teacher said, "Well, that isnt entirely correct, because sometimes its gray and cloudy"!.
Another student says, "Grass is definitely green!." The teacher again replies "If grass doesnt get enough water it turns brown, so that isnt really correct either!."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps!?" The teacher looked at him and said "No!.!.!.But that isnt really a question you want to ask in class discussion!." So the student replies, "Then I definitely crapped my pants!."
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Another student says, "Grass is definitely green!." The teacher again replies "If grass doesnt get enough water it turns brown, so that isnt really correct either!."
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps!?" The teacher looked at him and said "No!.!.!.But that isnt really a question you want to ask in class discussion!." So the student replies, "Then I definitely crapped my pants!."
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LOL!! thats hilarious!! u DEFINITELY deserve a star :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Ah! At last a nice new joke!
Well!.!.!. Ok!.!.!.
It may not be politically correct!.
But it is a nice joke!
And humorous too!
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Well!.!.!. Ok!.!.!.
It may not be politically correct!.
But it is a nice joke!
And humorous too!
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ha ha ha!!! nice one Goody!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry - I wouldn't call it the joke of the day ! It's ok though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it will definitely be my fav joke ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA! HA! lol That was good ! I needed that laugh! Star *Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice joke, i definitely never heard any thing like itWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny!.!.!.have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
never heard it, its a good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehehhehe!!! I like that!! =)
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WOW FUNNIER THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE U GET A STAR MY FRIEND!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com