Tell me a funny story or joke?!


Question: Tell me a funny story or joke!?
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A redhead, and brunette, and a blonde are taking a stroll down the sidewalk!. This man approaches them, and said, "If you tell rhis mirror a truth, it will grant your greatest wish, tell it a lie and you will disappear forever!."
So the brunette thinks, and then goes, "My favorite color is green!. Wait, no! It's bl--!." *POOF*
The redhead thinks, and then goes, "I think that my favorite shoe are my Converse!. Wait, no! They're my Va--!." *POOF*
The blonde goes, "I think--!." *POOF*
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A deaf couple gets married!. The man asks the woman to let him know when she wants sex and he'll let her know when he wants sex!. The woman goes first: OK, if you want to have sex with me just pull once on my right nipple and if you don't want to have sex with me you pull twice on my left nipple!. The guy says OK, look if you do want to have sex with me pull once on my penis and if you do not want to have sex with me pull 52 times on my penis!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A funny story!. or joke!. jk


A girl is walking with her little brother outside when they see 2 dogs having sex!. The little boy asks "What are they doing!?" The older sister replies "They are making puppies!." He says "Oh!"
Later that night, the little boy walks by his parents room and sees them having sex!. He runs to his older sister's room and yells "WHAT ARE MOMMY AND DADDY DOING!!?" She says "Making babies!." The boy then replies "Oh! Well then tun mommy over! I WANT PUPPIES!" Www@Enter-QA@Com


Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past
couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices
a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other,
"Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."

The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!.
Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!.
Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."

So the man humbly returns to his friend!.

"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man died and went to heaven!. As he stood in front of St!. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him!.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks!?'

St!. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks!. Everyone on Earth has a

Lie-Clock!.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move!.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that!?'

'That's Mother Teresa's!. The hands have never moved, indicating

that she never told a lie!.'
'Incredible,' said the man!. 'And whose clock is that one!?'
St!. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock!. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life!.'
'Where's Barrack Obama's clock!?' asked the man!.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office!.
He's using it as a ceiling
fan!.
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i took 7 ibuprophens(1400 miligrams) (youre only sposed to take 2 )
at cross country practice the other day cuz my knee hurt really bad
our course goes through the woods and is 3 miles long (like all cross country courses)!.im all the way in the middle of the woods wen the side effect of overdosing ibuprophen happens-crazy uncoltrollable diarea



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lets say you have a pet rock named TYLENOL
if someone teases you throw tylenol at them!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo mama is so stupid she stuck her hand in a fire and didnt realize it hurt till seven years later
or
yo mama is so fat she walked outside and everbody thought why isnt the bus stopping!?
or

Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was
really pissed!.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.

Bob has been missing since Friday
or

Brittney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach!. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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