Which of my jokes is the best one?!
Question: Which of my jokes is the best one!?
I made up all these jokes on my own
1!. WHat if you went to the north pole and saw a sign that said cautio watch for ice
2!. Have you ever had a chewy popsicle!? Sometimes i think its a choclate pudding!?
3, Sometimes jocks use dumbells to get stronger get it because they a joks so they are dumb
4!. Whats the deal with inventors!? Do they just have no lifes!? Then they just make glue and go o look i made glue and then they stick it to things
5!. People say its so hard to make a living these days!. They say o i saw this and made a killing wha ae they murderers!?
6!.What do you think about airports!? Its like WHAT!?
Ok about my videos i want you to say who you compare me to!? I personally think im like jerry seinfeld because im funny like him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. WHat if you went to the north pole and saw a sign that said cautio watch for ice
2!. Have you ever had a chewy popsicle!? Sometimes i think its a choclate pudding!?
3, Sometimes jocks use dumbells to get stronger get it because they a joks so they are dumb
4!. Whats the deal with inventors!? Do they just have no lifes!? Then they just make glue and go o look i made glue and then they stick it to things
5!. People say its so hard to make a living these days!. They say o i saw this and made a killing wha ae they murderers!?
6!.What do you think about airports!? Its like WHAT!?
Ok about my videos i want you to say who you compare me to!? I personally think im like jerry seinfeld because im funny like him!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL i like number 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow these are all just so goddamn knee-slappin' funny that i cant choose which of these hilarious "jokes" is the best!.!.!.!. (note the sarcasm)
this was so awful that i had to come back an hour later to edit my original comment and just say how terrible these jokes were!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this was so awful that i had to come back an hour later to edit my original comment and just say how terrible these jokes were!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WOW!. You are so lame!. Don't quit your day job, unless of course, this is your day job, if that is the case, then quit!. NOW!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Those are some lackluster jokes!. No offense, but I don't think kids would even laugh at those!. The Jock dumbell one was really lame!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Calling those jokes in an insult to the word joke!. #1 was the only one that even came close to being called a joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your jokes are about as funny as having a red hot poker shoved up your anus!.!.!.!.!. happy 10th birthday when you reach it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry but none of them made me laugh!. The one that was ok was about the dumbbells!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's just wrong, Those are TERRIBLE! Has to be the worst attempt at comedy ive ever seen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Most of those aren't even jokes!.
(No matter how many times you post them!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(No matter how many times you post them!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA duude you are hilarious!. number six is definetly the bestWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, bud, those are terrible!. I guess #5 is the best, but that's not saying much!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Super funny!. You should tell them at a party!
Thanks for the laugh!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for the laugh!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
those jokes are terribleWww@Enter-QA@Com
terrible !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
number 5Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude,
none of those were
funny!.
SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
none of those were
funny!.
SorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
none of them!.
!.!.!.and you are no jerry seinfeld!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.and you are no jerry seinfeld!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha number 6 and 4! Www@Enter-QA@Com
I liked the one that wasn't quoted from a kid with down syndrome!. Oh wait!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like them all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
your not funny!.!.!.!. lol Www@Enter-QA@Com
noneWww@Enter-QA@Com
so, do you think they are funny!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
they were all so funny i forgot to laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sorry but not one of those jokes were funny!. I hope the joking part was the fact that you posted these "jokes" here on answers!. All of them were basically dumb and didn't make sense!. Believe me, you shouldn't take up comedy, unless you want to get laughed at, instead laughing with the audience!.
A bat with a mouth full of blood goes back to his cave where he is met with his bat family!. The hungry bats begin to ask where he went to get so much food and blood!. The bat then takes his family to where he got so much blood!. The bat says "you see that cliff right there!?" The family says "yeah!." "Good" the bat says "because my mouth didn't see it, but it sure as hell felt it!."
Not the best joke in the world but it gets the job done, which is to make people laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A bat with a mouth full of blood goes back to his cave where he is met with his bat family!. The hungry bats begin to ask where he went to get so much food and blood!. The bat then takes his family to where he got so much blood!. The bat says "you see that cliff right there!?" The family says "yeah!." "Good" the bat says "because my mouth didn't see it, but it sure as hell felt it!."
Not the best joke in the world but it gets the job done, which is to make people laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com