So one day this guy walks into the bar with a flamingo...?!
Question: So one day this guy walks into the bar with a flamingo!.!.!.!?
And he orders a beer!. And another one for the flamingo!.
The next day he comes in and asks for the same thing!.
On the third day, he does it again!.
The bartender finally asks him, "What is it with you and that flamingo!?"
He answers, "Well, a little while ago, I ran into this guy who said he's grant me three wishes!. My first wish was an infinite amount of money!. My second one was a red Ferrari!. My third one was a chick with long legs!."
A redhead, and brunette, and a blonde are taking a stroll down the sidewalk!. This man approaches them, and said, "If you tell rhis mirror a truth, it will grant your greatest wish, tell it a lie and you will disappear forever!."
So the brunette thinks, and then goes, "My favorite color is green!. Wait, no! It's bl--!." *POOF*
The redhead thinks, and then goes, "I think that my favorite shoe are my Converse!. Wait, no! They're my Va--!." *POOF*
The blonde goes, "I think--!." *POOF*
HAHA!.
gets it!? ;]
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The next day he comes in and asks for the same thing!.
On the third day, he does it again!.
The bartender finally asks him, "What is it with you and that flamingo!?"
He answers, "Well, a little while ago, I ran into this guy who said he's grant me three wishes!. My first wish was an infinite amount of money!. My second one was a red Ferrari!. My third one was a chick with long legs!."
A redhead, and brunette, and a blonde are taking a stroll down the sidewalk!. This man approaches them, and said, "If you tell rhis mirror a truth, it will grant your greatest wish, tell it a lie and you will disappear forever!."
So the brunette thinks, and then goes, "My favorite color is green!. Wait, no! It's bl--!." *POOF*
The redhead thinks, and then goes, "I think that my favorite shoe are my Converse!. Wait, no! They're my Va--!." *POOF*
The blonde goes, "I think--!." *POOF*
HAHA!.
gets it!? ;]
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Answers:
ya, I've heard that last on before!. i think it's mean!. why does everyone always gang up on blonds!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Both extremely funny!. Heres another blonde one - a blonde and a brunette both jump off a building!. Who hits the ground first!? The brunette, the blonde has to stop halfway down and ask for directions!.
LOL they are sooooo cruel but kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL they are sooooo cruel but kinda funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The 2nd one sounds like something from The Monty Python: Search for Holy Grail!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. both were good!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah!. the blonde, she can think huh!?
HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
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I liked the secind one, love blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad!. lol
No name!.!.!.!.No brainWww@Enter-QA@Com
No name!.!.!.!.No brainWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't get itWww@Enter-QA@Com
chick with long legs i'll have to tell my friends that one LOL XDXDXDWww@Enter-QA@Com