Any good, funny jokes?!


Question: Any good, funny jokes!?
Can you guys tell me some jokes cuz im in the mood for a laugh :))Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Go to http://funnyjokes4me!.blogspot!.com/2008/0!.!.!.
REALLY FUNNY JOKES =D Www@Enter-QA@Com

David Beckham walks into a library asking "Can I have a Big Mac and fries please!?"

The librarian turns round and says "You do know this is a library don't you!?"

David Beckham replies, "Oh yes sorry!.!." He whispers "Can I have a Big Mac and fries please!?"

looool!
xWww@Enter-QA@Com

This guy went to school and he asked
"May I use the bathroom!?"
The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's!."
The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z!."
The teacher asked "Where's the p!?
He replied, " running down my leg!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A dumb blonde is driving on her way to work!. Her husband calls her cellphone, and tells her to be careful because there is a crazed driver going the wrong way on the 405!. To which the blond replies "Yeah there's not just one, there's f*cking hundreds of them!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

John: My wife charges me $ 10 per Kiss
Ron: Lucky you! She takes $ 20 from others

2) Maid: Why are you tensed!?
Madam: Your sir is seeing someone in his office
Maid (sad): He can't do this to meWww@Enter-QA@Com

this is an old one-but

"your mama is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money"
=DD lol
"your mama so poor, someone stepped on a cigarette in her house, she said 'HEY! WHO TURNED OFF THE HEATER!?''

lol =DDWww@Enter-QA@Com

a guy walks into your house do you go to work or stay hme
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