Are lawyers generous?!
Question: Are lawyers generous!?
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer!. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute!.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity!. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way!?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income!?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um !.!.!. no!."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair!?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again!.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children!?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea!.!.!."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you!?"
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"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity!. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way!?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income!?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um !.!.!. no!."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair!?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again!.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children!?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea!.!.!."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you!?"
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