Anniverssary Gifts?????????????????!
Question: Anniverssary Gifts!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Bob was in trouble!. He forgot his wedding anniversary!. His wife was
really pissed!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
really pissed!.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work!. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway!.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house!.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale!.
Bob has been missing since Friday!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Heard it before!.
But it still managed to get a giggle out of me!.
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But it still managed to get a giggle out of me!.
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haha !.!. love it!
A lady was complaing about her boobs looking small!.!.!. the husband told her to get a piece of toilet paper & rub it in her clevage
"whats that gonna do" the wife said
"Well, it works on your *** dosent it" said the husband!!
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A lady was complaing about her boobs looking small!.!.!. the husband told her to get a piece of toilet paper & rub it in her clevage
"whats that gonna do" the wife said
"Well, it works on your *** dosent it" said the husband!!
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ahahahahaha!. omg i loved it!!!! thanks for the long laugh attack!!!
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