What is the funniest joke in the world?!
Question: What is the funniest joke in the world!?
Answers:
grasshopper walks into a bar ,sits down,bartender says ''hey we got a drink named after you !.'' grasshopper says '' what, you got a drink named Harold!'' hahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph!. He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over!.
The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go!.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago!. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”
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The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go!.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago!. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!”
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Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them notices a beautiful woman sitting in the corner!. One says to the other, "Jeez, I'd really like to dance with that girl!."
The other man replies, "Well go ahead and ask her, don't be a chicken!."
So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Excuse me!. Would you be so kind as to dance with me!?"
Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry!. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony and I'd rather sit than dance!."
So the man humbly returns to his friend!.
"So what did she say!?" asks the friend!.
The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on macaroni and would rather $hit in her pants!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
According to Monty Python there was a joke in the First World War which was so funny that you could shout it at the Germans and they'd drop dead from laughing!
But I can't tell you what the joke is because it's so dangerous - and it's in the German!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
But I can't tell you what the joke is because it's so dangerous - and it's in the German!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know exactly what it said, but the Monty Python skit about it had all these people writing one word of it on one separate piece of paper because if they read all the words together they'd literally die laughing!.
Oh, and the other answer!? Humanity!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh, and the other answer!? Humanity!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A nurse is walking down the hall with a thermometer behind her ear!. A Dr!. stops her and asks, "Why do you have a thermometer behind your ear!?" and she say, "Dang! Some asshole's got my pencil!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the funniest joke in the world!.!.!.!.!.!.but!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
2 blondes were off to Disneyland!. They seen a sign that read "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 blondes were off to Disneyland!. They seen a sign that read "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's really hard to say!. There are a lot of jokes!. My favorites are the blonde jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the chicken cross the road!? To get to the other side! hahaha!. funny i know!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HOLY HAND GRENADES!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com