Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?!


Question: Why did the skeleton not go to the dance!?
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Answers:
because he had nobody to go withWww@Enter-QA@Com

Because he was just the frame of the human form and without the relevant flesh, muscle and necessary organs required to animate him enough to walk to the dance let alone string together any coherent thoughts as to why he should attend or not attend in the first place
this would make it highly improbable, even impossible for him to "Get down with his bad self" in any way, shape or form!! Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because he was afraid some hot babe would " jump his bones "!. Afterall, it may have been a hundred years or more since it last happened, and that's a long time to be away from the dating scene!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I told this joke about a really skinny lad that I know!.
It went down a storm, I highly recommend it, just replace skeleton with his name!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

he was bone idle and preffered to stay at home , drinking vinegar and getting out of his skull because he was so thinly disguised!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh No !. !. !. Cuz I think he is dead !.!. : o


Somebody Do something!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Probably didn't feel like going!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Cause he heard you were there telling stupid jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Because he didn't have the guts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because he had nobody to go with!Www@Enter-QA@Com

he was meatlessWww@Enter-QA@Com

cos he was gayWww@Enter-QA@Com

he had too many bones to pick!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

don't know!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

gave up , u tell!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't know why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com



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