I need a short, one-line joke...?!
Question: I need a short, one-line joke!.!.!.!?
can anyone give me a real short, one line joke that i will remember when i start to feel upset or get in a bad mood!. I will just think of this line or joke and smile or laugh and go on having a good time!.
it's a bonus if the joke has to do with dumb girls or a barWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's a bonus if the joke has to do with dumb girls or a barWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There were two muffins baking in an oven!.
One turns to the other and says "Gosh it's hot in here!"
The other turns and yells "OMFG a talking muffin!"
x]Www@Enter-QA@Com
One turns to the other and says "Gosh it's hot in here!"
The other turns and yells "OMFG a talking muffin!"
x]Www@Enter-QA@Com
a fat woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm!. The bartender says, ' hey you can't bring that PIG in here! ' the lady says ' excuse me! this is a duck! ' the bartender replies!. ' No excuse me, I was talking to the duck!. 'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I called your boyfriend gay and he whacked me with his purse!. haha!. idk why but that makes me laugh sometimes!. (btw i have nothing against gay people!. i didnt write the joke either!. its just funny somehow) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
When someone says something funny, say "That's funnier than a Chinaman in a long **** contest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A horse walks into a bar, & the bartender asked, "Why the long face"!?! ~:D>Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you kill a dumb blonde!? Put a scratch and sniff snicker at the bottom of a poolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Two pretzels walked down a street, and one was a salted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 baby seals walk into a club!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy walks into a bar, what does he say!? Ouch! Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!. and the irish man walks pass the pubWww@Enter-QA@Com
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!Www@Enter-QA@Com