Joke: Science ROCKS!!!?!
Question: Joke: Science ROCKS!!!!?
Sixth grade science teacher Mr!. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated!?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way!.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated!?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously!. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question!?
I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"
Mr!. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted!. He asked the class
the question again and this time Sam raised his hand!. "Yes, Sam!?"
"Mr!. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye!."
"Very good, Sam!. Thank you!."
Mr!. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to
tell you:
First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework!. Second, you have a
dirty mind!. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated!?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way!.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated!?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously!. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question!?
I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"
Mr!. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted!. He asked the class
the question again and this time Sam raised his hand!. "Yes, Sam!?"
"Mr!. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye!."
"Very good, Sam!. Thank you!."
Mr!. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to
tell you:
First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework!. Second, you have a
dirty mind!. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
OMG!! that is the funniest joke i have ever heard!! i have to type between "happy tears"!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
lmao
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lmao
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hahahahahaaa!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha, stupid mary XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha
yupp dumb mary XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
yupp dumb mary XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats good u made me laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny but i don't understand your questionWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked it! it made me laugh1Www@Enter-QA@Com