Aren't Women Just So Smart ?!
Question: Aren't Women Just So Smart !?
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident!.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt!.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt!. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle!. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break!. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman!. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt!.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting!. I'm a woman!. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt!. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle!. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break!. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune!."
Then she hands the bottle to the man!. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman!. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man!.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any!?"
The woman replies, "No!. I think I'll just wait for the police!.!.!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!.!.!. Oh, I was so prepared to hate your post!.!.!. but that's pretty funny after all!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA nicely done!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes, women are smart and sometimes men are just dumb!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha that's a good one =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that is smart!
i am going to have to remember that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i am going to have to remember that!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao pretty ok but i have heard that one beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol revenge is sweet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute one, thanks (poor man)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha Ha!!! I alwayz knew women were better!.!.!.!.GO WOMEN!!!:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok what kind of accident this this girl !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You plagarized a joke that was originally about a Priest and a Rabbi!.
Wow! How brilliant (sarcasm)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wow! How brilliant (sarcasm)Www@Enter-QA@Com