The Annual Physical Huh ?!
Question: The Annual Physical Huh !?
At 80 years old, George went for his annual physical!. All of his tests came back with normal results!.
Dr!. Smith said, 'George, everything looks great physically!. How are you doing mentally and emotionally!? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God!?'
George replied, 'Yeah, God and me are tight!. He knows that I have poor eyesight so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done!.!.!. (poof) the light goes off!.'
'Wow!' commented Dr!. Smith, 'That's incredible!'
A little later in the day Dr!. Smith called George's wife!. 'Ethel,' he said, 'George is doing fine!. Physically he's great!. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God!. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through!.!.!. (poof) the light goes off!?'
Ethel exclaimed, 'Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dr!. Smith said, 'George, everything looks great physically!. How are you doing mentally and emotionally!? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God!?'
George replied, 'Yeah, God and me are tight!. He knows that I have poor eyesight so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof) the light goes on, when I'm done!.!.!. (poof) the light goes off!.'
'Wow!' commented Dr!. Smith, 'That's incredible!'
A little later in the day Dr!. Smith called George's wife!. 'Ethel,' he said, 'George is doing fine!. Physically he's great!. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God!. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through!.!.!. (poof) the light goes off!?'
Ethel exclaimed, 'Oh, my God, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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HaHaHa
That's a funny one!.
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LMAO
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Oh, Lord, isn't that just gross!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I Lol'd!.
A fridge's light goes off after it is closed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A fridge's light goes off after it is closed!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
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