One Of my Fav. (joke)?!


Question: One Of my Fav!. (joke)!?
A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a Jaguar when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his garage!.

The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car!.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, could I ask you a question!?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic!.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, take a look at this engine!. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new!. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work!?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running!." Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
That's a good joke, i like :)
for everyone who didn't get it
the mech!. fixes cars when they're off so nothings moving and you can take all the time in the world!.
For the doctor there's no way to "turn the engine off" since the person is still alive and breathing, which means the blood is still flowing and something can break or tear at any moment!. So even though though the mech!. and the doctor follow the same basics, the doctor's job is much, much harder and therefore deserves more money!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha! Funny!

So this guy walks into a bar and says "Anyone wanna hear a blond joke!?" This other guys says!.!.!.
"I'm 5 inches taller than you, probably 100 pounds heavier, and I'm blond!.!.!.That guy there, he's a sumo wrestler, he's blond!. And him over there, he's a weight lifting champion and he's blond!.!.!.Plus we're all drunk!.!.!.do you still want to tell the story!?" So the guy thought a minute and answered!.!.!."Nah, I don't want to explain it 3 times!."
/JaimeWww@Enter-QA@Com

It's not laugh out loud funny, to me, but it's really clever! I like it a lot, it made me smile!. I'm going to remember this one for a while!.!.!.

Anyone who doesn't get it needs to check up on what the word 'metaphor' means!. Seriously!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's okay, I didn't laugh or anything, but I smiled about it, see : )Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahahah nice one dude!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Another Oldie Goldie!.!.!.
But a goodie!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That is actually a funny joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha, that's good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LoL very funny Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I get it!.
That was kinda dumb!.!.!.
But I get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hi5!Www@Enter-QA@Com

damn!.!.!. that's funny man!.!.!. hahahahahahahhahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

i like this 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good enough joke!.Not the best i have heard!.Thanks anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I dont get it!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL
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Thats a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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It's interesting, but not really that funny!. at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!.!.!.that's a good one :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

what he said-Www@Enter-QA@Com

loool that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol *Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

???I Really Don't Get It!.Sorry , But You Aren't Funny!.;[???Www@Enter-QA@Com

I get it, but its gay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont get itWww@Enter-QA@Com



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